Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Barack Obama is the guy...

The Conservative Comeback was shocked to see this youtube video that came out after the election




It is clear from those people, and the poll that went along with it that many simply don't know who Barack Obama is. That's where The Conservative Comeback comes in. While many of you out there have never met the man who currently resides in The Office Of The President Elect, we're pretty sure you have met people just like him. So because this blog cares so much about you, the American people, we are going to fill you in on exactly who Barack Obama is.

Barack Obama is the guy that....

-rents a golf cart to play 9 holes

-tells you his SAT scores. You never asked

-lays down a bunt in a wiffleball game

-cuts in front of you when you're in a hurry at a 7-11. Orders 10 yet to be determined scratch tickets. You have exact change for a pack of gum.

-goes to PGA Tour events. Yells, "GET IN THE HOLE" every time someone putts.

-is on his cell phone sitting behind home plate waving at the camera

-sits in the front row at the movies

-lifts the car door handle at the exact time you unlock it.

-ran a road race in '98. Now calls it a marathon.

-reminded the teacher she forgot to give homework

-buys 20 balls at the fair to "dunk the clown." Fails miserably.


Ya see, you do know Barack Obama, and it's not as pretty a picture as the media painted. I felt it was my duty to introduce you though to the next President of the United States so you dont make the same mistake in 2012. Leave some more lines about Obama in the comment section and I will add them to the list....if they're good enough

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