Gov Rod Blagojevich has made the rounds this week with the media. Seeing as this blog is only 2 weeks old, we didnt think he would accept our interview request. We were surprised and excited when he said yes. The following is the transcript of that interview.
Conservative Comeback- Gov. Blagojevich, thank you for sitting down with us.
Gov Blagojevich- F#%k you. You better not refer to me as Blago throughout this interview. You best spell my name out.
CC- Ok, no problem. This has been a whirlwind week for you. How are you holding up?
Blago- I've been through worse. Nothing that a jog in skin tight pants can't take care of.
CC- You've talked ad nauseum this week about your current scandal. I'd like to get your thoughts on some other issues. What do you think about the big game this Sunday?
Blago- Well, what I love about football, is that a Super Bowl ring is a valuable f$%king thing. You don't just give that away. You have to earn it.
CC- What are your thoughts on the stimulus package?
Blago- I love it. I'm all for it. I was promised Illinois would get some money when I talked to Obama last ni....sh*t!!, dont print that sh*t
CC- Ok
Blago- Seriously, don't f%$kin print that. People aren't supposed to know I talk to Obama. F$*K!!
(from the other room) TELL HIM TO F^%KIN PINKY SWEAR
CC- Is that your wife?
Blago- Yeah, so...why are you laughing?
CC- No reason. Umm, so did you talk to Obama about the Senate seat?
Conservative Comeback- Gov. Blagojevich, thank you for sitting down with us.
Gov Blagojevich- F#%k you. You better not refer to me as Blago throughout this interview. You best spell my name out.
CC- Ok, no problem. This has been a whirlwind week for you. How are you holding up?
Blago- I've been through worse. Nothing that a jog in skin tight pants can't take care of.
CC- You've talked ad nauseum this week about your current scandal. I'd like to get your thoughts on some other issues. What do you think about the big game this Sunday?
Blago- Well, what I love about football, is that a Super Bowl ring is a valuable f$%king thing. You don't just give that away. You have to earn it.
CC- What are your thoughts on the stimulus package?
Blago- I love it. I'm all for it. I was promised Illinois would get some money when I talked to Obama last ni....sh*t!!, dont print that sh*t
CC- Ok
Blago- Seriously, don't f%$kin print that. People aren't supposed to know I talk to Obama. F$*K!!
(from the other room) TELL HIM TO F^%KIN PINKY SWEAR
CC- Is that your wife?
Blago- Yeah, so...why are you laughing?
CC- No reason. Umm, so did you talk to Obama about the Senate seat?
Blago- Ya know what, F&%k it. Hell yeah, we talked about the senate seat. Motherf*&ker told me he was gonna make me rich and now I'm heading to jail and he gets off with a free pass. I mean this guy puts out a report clearing himself and Rahm, and the media f&*kin buys it. All Emmanuel had to do was take a trip to Africa for Christmas. WHO THE F&*K GOES TO AFRICA FOR CHRISTMAS?? The f^&kin peace corps doesn't even stay in Africa for Christmas. Now I have to go out and tell f^%kin cowboy stories and people think I'm crazy. Yeah, so what if I told cowboy stories. Let me repeat, Emmanuel went to f&%kin Africa for Christmas...and I'm the crazy one. Nah, hell no, I'm bringin them down. This sh*t's gonna end.
(Gets up and jogs out)
Illinois senate tells Rod Blagojevich to not let the door hit him in the butt on the way out
ReplyDeletePersonally, I am going to miss this guy. He epitomizes the worst of Democratic politics.
"He epitomizes the worst of Democratic politics."
ReplyDeleteDreamer. Not even close. And it would be "Democrat" politics, by the way.