Monday, January 12, 2009

Kramer and Costanza Finally Did It


Hat Tip to The Stool
Yes, dude is wearing mantyhose.

For more than a decade, Mack wore women's pantyhose under his clothes to
keep him warm while he worked as a landscaper. But four years ago, Mack, 35,
discovered "mantyhose" —pantyhose for men.



I'm calling Mack out on this one. I don't know one red blooded American male that would even think of putting panty hose on because it's cold. You do what the conservative comeback does,wear sweatpants underneath...now thats class.

But let's get to the bigger issue. Macks wife. How many stories do you hear about men who have been married for years and then run off with another man. I can almost guarantee there is a Lifetime movie about this very subject. Friends are stunned, the wife is in shock, the kids are humiliated. It's a mess. Well let this be a warning to Macks wife. You are in the middle of that movie. Don't tell me you didn't see it coming, because your husband has been wearing pantyhose for years. You might as well call the divorce attorney so you can save yourself the embarassment of being left for Barney Frank.

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