Monday, February 16, 2009

Wife Exercises Husband To Death...Story Gets Even Weirder

MSNBC-CHARDON, Ohio - A woman pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her 73-year-old husband to death in a swimming pool.
Police in Middlefield, Ohio, said surveillance video showed 41-year-old Christine Newton-John pulling James Mason around the pool by his arms and legs and preventing him from leaving.


Police Chief Joseph Stehlik said he counted 43 times on the videotape in which Newton-John prevented her husband from leaving the water. He said Mason rested his head on the side of the pool several times while gasping for breath.

Mason was a longtime friend of his wife's family. He knew her as John Vallandingham before she had gender reassignment surgery in 1993 and changed her name. They married in 2006.

This is reason #371 why you should never marry a woman who used to be a man. I mean if alarm bells didnt start going off in your head when you saw this womans name was Christine Newton-John, then you could be in danger of marrying a man.

4 comments:

  1. I don't get why the surname Newton-John would set off alarm bells? Care to explain?

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  2. First I would like to thank you for following the blog, Mrs Newton-John. Second it was sarcasm.

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  3. Oh I see....well, over here in Israel, sarcasm is usually funny....and makes sense.

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  4. This blog has already built a worldwide audience. That's faster than we imagined.

    Why dont ya google Olivia Newton-John

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