NEWARK, Ohio (AP) -- Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
Ok, wait, he was arrested for this? Kile Wygle deserves an award and an apology, and he deserves it now! At the very least he should be put in charge of the auto industry. He's clearly an innovator that is ahead of his time. He designed a fuel efficient automobile, and he's arrested for it? Why? Because he likes the sauce? Hey, all geniuses have their flaws. For the good of the country, drop these charges, or I will organize a protest East Side High style like it was Joe Clarke in jail.
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