Vampires At A High School? Really?

Boston- A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin. The headmaster of the prestigious exam school took the unusual step today of sending a notice to faculty, students, and parents saying that "rumors involving 'vampires'" had begun spreading through the building Wednesday, causing disruption and anxiety for a number of students. "At no time was anyone's safety in jeopardy," she said. Officer Eddy Chrispin, a Boston Police spokesman, said police went to the school Wednesday after hearing that some students were spreading rumors there were vampires in the school.

"I'm not sure whether [the supposed vampires] were among the student body or whether they were inhabiting the old corners and crevices of the building," he said. "We did go over there and speak to some of the students and quelled the rumors that were going and kind of told them the effect those rumors could have on the rest of the student population," he said.

Listen, I dont sugarcoat things here. What I'm going to tell you might sting a bit. If your high school aged kid is nervous there are vampires at his high school, you're in a lot of trouble. Lets face it, you dont want to bring him to a psychiatrist and explain to another person that your kid is a fucking lunatic. It's embarrassing. I think the best thing for everybody would be to have a total breakdown like Ben Affleck in the Aaron Henry story. Just completely fuck up everything and try to start over. Good luck




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