Miss Conservative of the Week

We can't think of any better way to start the weekend than with a brand new Miss Conservative of the Week. I'm not going to lie to you guys out there, we flat out struck gold this time. I mean, I dont think a day goes by when I dont turn on FoxNews and see this woman just embarrassing liberals. There are rumors (actually there arent, but we're going to start them anyway) that Alan Colmes quit the business because he was scared to debate this weeks winner. True story.

you can email your nominee to theconservativecomeback@yahoo.com . Dont have to be famous. Just hot, smart, and conservative

Thats right, It's Andrea Tantaros. If you have any questions after looking at those pictures as to why she is our Miss Conservative of the Week, x-out of this page...because I hate you.

This segment could easily be called the Andrea Tantaros Conservative of the Week and people would automatically know it must be an award for a hot female. But it doesn't just stop with the smoking hot looks. She can debate like its nobodys business. And she is clearly very smart, as you will see from the answers she gave.

Who is your favorite politician: Margaret Thatcher

Most important issue to you: That government empowers it's citizens, not vice versa. My father is from Greece and never took a nickel from our government. He worked hard and made his kids do the same, and taught us personal responsibility. We should get to reap the fruits of our labor, not be forced to hand them over so they can be spread around. If everyone was like my father this country would be in much better shape.

Ever consider running for office: I won't rule anything out.

Why are you a conservative: Because you can't be named Miss Conservative of the Week if you're a liberal. *

* Andrea Tantaros is inducted into The Conservative Comeback Hall of Fame for that answer

You can check out more about Andrea at her website here.

EXCLUSIVE SIT DOWN WITH BLAGOJEVICH

Gov Rod Blagojevich has made the rounds this week with the media. Seeing as this blog is only 2 weeks old, we didnt think he would accept our interview request. We were surprised and excited when he said yes. The following is the transcript of that interview.

Conservative Comeback- Gov. Blagojevich, thank you for sitting down with us.

Gov Blagojevich- F#%k you. You better not refer to me as Blago throughout this interview. You best spell my name out.

CC- Ok, no problem. This has been a whirlwind week for you. How are you holding up?

Blago- I've been through worse. Nothing that a jog in skin tight pants can't take care of.

CC- You've talked ad nauseum this week about your current scandal. I'd like to get your thoughts on some other issues. What do you think about the big game this Sunday?

Blago- Well, what I love about football, is that a Super Bowl ring is a valuable f$%king thing. You don't just give that away. You have to earn it.

CC- What are your thoughts on the stimulus package?

Blago- I love it. I'm all for it. I was promised Illinois would get some money when I talked to Obama last ni....sh*t!!, dont print that sh*t

CC- Ok

Blago- Seriously, don't f%$kin print that. People aren't supposed to know I talk to Obama. F$*K!!

(from the other room) TELL HIM TO F^%KIN PINKY SWEAR

CC- Is that your wife?

Blago- Yeah, so...why are you laughing?

CC- No reason. Umm, so did you talk to Obama about the Senate seat?

Blago- Ya know what, F&%k it. Hell yeah, we talked about the senate seat. Motherf*&ker told me he was gonna make me rich and now I'm heading to jail and he gets off with a free pass. I mean this guy puts out a report clearing himself and Rahm, and the media f&*kin buys it. All Emmanuel had to do was take a trip to Africa for Christmas. WHO THE F&*K GOES TO AFRICA FOR CHRISTMAS?? The f^&kin peace corps doesn't even stay in Africa for Christmas. Now I have to go out and tell f^%kin cowboy stories and people think I'm crazy. Yeah, so what if I told cowboy stories. Let me repeat, Emmanuel went to f&%kin Africa for Christmas...and I'm the crazy one. Nah, hell no, I'm bringin them down. This sh*t's gonna end.

(Gets up and jogs out)

What We're Reading

Dept. of Corrections in Massachusetts spends $77,000 on flat screen TVs for inmates.

The liberal victimhood game.

Gingrey begs for mercy

Lindsay Lohan and the alien from Signs. You be the judge

More from Inez Sainz at media day

Clip of the Day

clip from with leather
What the hell was that 1992 marketing meeting like? Who had the balls to even suggest that idea for a commercial?

Ad guy 1- Ratings are really slipping. Bird retired, Magic has the HIV. How are we going to get more viewers?

Ad guy 2- What about Mort Kondrache and Fred Barnes?

Ad guy 3- How about the whole damn Mclaughlin group?

Ad guy 1- Brilliant

Conservative Comeback Badass of the Week

The Conservative Comeback Badass of the Week. This goes to the person who best stands up for conservatism during that week. This can range from a US Senator to a local city councilor. Do they stand up for conservative principles in the face of liberal mythology or do they back down to be friendly with the press.



This weeks winner isn't your prototypical badass. When I think of a badass, I go back to when I was playing basketball in college. We had a guy on the team that got thrown out of practice. He told the coach as he was walking out, "If you see me in the city walking down the same side of the street...you better cross the street." Kind of a badass line. Now this weeks winner wouldn't make you cross the street, but he also isn't insane and currently serving time for armed robbery of a cops house. So with that in mind, your winner is Sen. Jim DeMint

From The Politico-As Republicans seek a way forward after two disastrous elections, social and fiscal conservative activists off Capitol Hill are rallying behind DeMint because of his unrelenting style to force his party to return to its small-government, free market roots. DeMint, 57, said in an interview that he’s not dwelling on his previous battles with the GOP leadership and sees areas where his party’s leaders and the Obama administration can work together to solve the country’s problems.

I like the fact that DeMint is not only willing to take on Obama, but also Republican leadership, which has been an embarrassment over the past couple of years.

DeMint’s critics, including senior Republican senators and top aides in the Senate, say his refusal to work within the norms of the body — by showing deference to party leaders and chairmen

That line right there is good enough to get this award week in and week out. Somebody needs to tell those GOP senators and "top aides" that DeMint wasn't elected so he could come and show deference to you. He was elected to fight for the conservative principles that he ran on. So if you're not on board, cross the street, cause we got Badass roaming DC...atleast for this week.

What We're Reading Today

Palins PAC

Republican Congressional leader seems more comfortable criticizing Limbaugh than he does Obama

Obama made rookie mistake taking on Limbaugh, say analysts

Another reason to root for the Cardinals this Sunday

Two reasons why I love media day at the Super Bowl: 1) Inez 2) Sainz

Inez Sainz from TV Azteca

Monday Night Reading

Howie Carr takes on (D) Sal Dimasi who stepped down today as Speaker of the House in Massachusetts

Al Gore to testify about Global Warming in front of Senate. Could be postponed due to snow

Fact- Man now officially overseeing the IRS didnt pay his taxes. 60 senators dont care

No lingerie bowl this year???

Obamas delay of the switch to digital is killing old people.. via Filmdrunk

Digital Conversion PSA - watch more funny videos

Random Thoughts

Does the Shamwow guy really need a headset microphone?

One of the great mysteries of all time is how nobody from Small Wonder went on to win an academy award.

Is Obamas aunt still spending my tax dollars?

The year was 1994. I was 13, and there is no one I wanted to punch more than CT Granville from Voyage of the Mimi

Did Bender actually go to detention the next 5 Saturdays in a row?

There are certain records in sports that will never be broken. Joe Dimaggios' 56 game hitting streak, Wilt Chamberlains scoring 100 points in a single game, and Thornton Melons triple lindy.


What ever happened to Mello Yello?


Ya know, I was in college for a good 7 years and found that most young people don't know what they're protesting. But every once in a while, we get it right, and support something that really matters. One of those cases was Donna Martins need to graduate.

I think its pretty amazing that Bret Baier, Rod Blagojevich, and Billy Zabka all went to the same barber.

There have been some great fights throughout the years. Hagler-Hearns and Ali-Frazier come to mind. I would put the Mike Newhouse-Clint Bruno fight in that category... except Mike cries at the end

Sunday Morning Reading

Review of Gran Torino and Eastwoods libertarian-conservative views.

Kennedy family not happy with the way Caroline was treated. Should be glad she wasn't treated like a Kopechne

Anonymous emails being sent around about RNC chairman candidates.

Al Qaeda killed by the Plague. How?

The top 99 women of 2009. Whos #1? Well she is #2

Afternoon Reading

Larry Kings kid has an identity crisis. Happens more often than you think when you're 8 and your father is 93.

Stephanopoulos cried during inauguration. Was told he will stay the size of an 11 year old the rest of his life.

GOP doesn't want one of few senators who opposed bailout from the beginning to run for re election.

Note to self: When I become rich enough to hire a nanny. Dont hire a nanny

Marisa Miller..bikini..nuff said

The Key To A 2012 Comeback

Over the Top was clearly one of the greatest movies ever made. First and foremost, it has a plot that everyone can relate to. I mean, it feels like just yesterday that my dad won custody of me in an arm wrestling contest.

Second, you have to watch the VHS promo from the 80s. Its classic and I am insisting right now that the 2012 GOP nominee use that voice over guy on EVERY commercial.



2012 commercial using this voice over guy

Obama promised a lot, but what has he delivered?

He said he would cut your taxes...But did he?...NO

Now you're broke and have to sell your kid

But you can't even get fair market value in this economy

When you go to the ballot box this November, Tell Obama...KEEP THE CHANGE

game. set. match. Frank Luntz would have to invent a new dial to chart that baby.

Tip That Could Save Your Life

Ya know, I dont think a day goes by that people dont ask me how to defend against a bear hug. It's one of those questions that has gone unanswered for decades...until now.



This guy is good, no question about it. I'm still a little skeptical though. I usually get my wrestling tips from Gorilla Monsoon ,and there is no way the Gorilla wouldn't have gone straight for the esophagus.

hat tip to The Stool

How Scary is Obama?

This guy pissed his pants





Look at the poor guy. He's terrified.

Actually its just another drunk Eagles fan but Obama has to be to blame somehow. From The dirty

Miss Conservative of the Week

We here at the Conservative Comeback thought long and hard about what to do on a day when the most liberal President ever is sworn into office. Do we drink heavily? Do we search on the internet for a way to fall into a 4 year coma? Or do we top the inauguration by naming a hot new Miss Conservative of the Week? Well, since we are so full of hope and optimism, we went with option #3.

you can email your nominee to theconservativecomeback@yahoo.com read about qualifications in The Launch post


Your Miss Conservative of the Week is Michelle Oddis.

Now you can cleary see that Michelle fits the first criteria for Miss Conservative of the Week...shes hot. As you'll find out she fits the last 2 as well, smart and conservative.

Michelle is currently the Assistant Managing Editor at Human Events. She has appeared on Hannity and Colmes, as well as the O'Reilly Factor. So we emailed Michelle a couple of questions and she was nice enough to answer them.

Favorite Politician? It's hard to pick a favorite politician because it's rare that one representative will always vote the way I want them to. But that's good -- because they don't represent "me" -- they represent their constituency and work in the District to keep THE PEOPLE happy (we hope).

Right now I look to the members who voted against the bailout. Rep. Mike Pence. Senator Jim DeMint, I am also a big supporter of Mitt Romney.

Most important issue? I'll be keeping an eye out on the Fairness Doctrine in the coming administration, but I consider my self more than anything else a fiscally disciplined conservative and will be keeping an eye out for wasteful spending and earmarks from Democrats AND Republicans alike.

Nothing gets me more fired up then the public and drive by liberal media blaming President Bush for the financial crisis when Democrats ran congress through out the fall of Fannie Mae Freddie Mac.

Ever think of running for office? No. I have no desire to be a politician. My place with the rest of the press is to keep the administration in check. I've got my eye on them. Plus I despise politically correct rhetoric. I wouldn't make it one day!

Why are you a conservative? I would be lying if I said that I didn't have a conservative influence in my life. I lived with my Grandfather from the age of 16 until college. Every day when I got off the school bus Rush Limbaugh was on the radio. My Grandfather was a very positive figure in my life in many ways.

Aside from his wisdom, I was a student at a liberal college in Connecticut on the day of September 11th. The idea of strong National Security became very important to me. It was astounding at how soon those on my campus forgot what it meant to fight for freedom and democracy and that it cannot be taken for granted and can be easily lost.

The final straw: Those who want hand outs! Overly compassionate liberals would take away my opportunities. WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. I worked my way through college, I had two jobs, and got loans and grants. I wasn't guaranteed an education but had the will to find a way. I have compassion, but I believe in hard work and smart Americans who succeed even when the odds are against them. I believe that you find this notion in conservatism and it's an amazing thing.

I could go on and on with this one but I am already ranting!

I told ya shes good. Now hopefully this cheered you up a little so you dont feel like driving right into oncoming traffic anymore.

To read more of Michelle you can check out her columns here.

Reminiscing

Every once in a while The Conservative Comeback will take a look into the past, to a simpler time. Today we bring you back to a time when wearing different color socks was cool and everyone wanted a tree house. Thats right, I'm talking about Punky Brewster.

Why Punky Brewster? Well, first and foremost, Henry Warnimont practically raised me. I mean this guy was the ultimate father figure who taught life lessons like it was his job. Second this show saved my life. In the summer of 89 my go to spot for hide and go seek was going to be the refrigerator. After this episode everything changed and The Conservative Comeback went on to become the Michael Phelps of manhunt.



By the way, as a 7 year phys ed major I consider myself somewhat of an expert when it comes to CPR. Punky and Margeaux pulled this off flawlessly.

Plus, when this first aired we were still 22 years away from an Obama presidency. I just threw up.

Sarah Palins Failed Candidacy

This is something we have thought about, and not wanted to write. But like Barney Frank in a cucumber field, we have sat on this for too long. On the eve of an historic inauguration we have to look back to how we reached this point. And unfortunately this falls in the lap of Sarah Palin. Throughout the campaign we watched and heard as the media covered the breathtaking candidacy of Barack Obama. He never wavered or faltered. He was, in retrospect, the perfect candidate. In this article we will compare his character and accomplishments with that of Gov. Palin. It's not pretty.

Let us cut to the chase right away. It was obvious from the very beginning that Palin had a huge flaw. One might even call it fatal. This is a woman who lived in Alaska for over 40 years and was never once friends with a terrorist. Never once!
What was she thinking? This does not fall squarely on her shoulders, however.

The GOP operatives in the McCain campaign are at fault for this as well. They must have known she didn't start her career in the house of a "radical." So what do they do? Nothing at all. You cant tell me there isn't some washed up terrorist somewhere they couldnt have paid off to say they were friends with Palin. Someone who's smart, went to an ivy league college, and later went to be a professor. Someone like this guy:



Thats right, Ted Kazinsky. You just know this crazy bastard was sitting in his cell waiting for a phone call and a chance to swing the election. It would've been the "game changer" everyone was waiting for. Just think of the press coverage. Palin was mentored by a Harvard educated man who went on to become a respected professor. David Brooks would've wet himself in excitement if he had known this. Sure he bombed, but it was a volatile time and he was just looking for change.

That was the biggest mistake but unfortunately it was not the last. Palin only held rallies in US cities and towns. She never gave a speech in Berlin while running for office in America, like Obama. Sure it was like the volleyball scene in Top Gun, awkward and completely unnecessary, but the press ate it up.

Then there were some more painful moments. She apparently knew there were 50 states in America (damn), FDR wasn't President in 1929 (ouch), and that TV wasn't there to broadcast his supposed speech to the nation (enough). It was a mismatch from the beginning.

I dont even want to get started on the debate. Didn't the McCain campaign give her the memo on how you're supposed to lose and look disinterested like McCain? She goes out and does the exact opposite.

If she has any thought of running in 2012 she has to overcome those obstacles. And somebody please get Kazinsky on the phone.

Part 2 to deal with how she didnt buy her house with the help of a convicted felon and also how she actually ran against her opponenents rather than getting them thrown off the ballot. I know, its crazy.

Al Qaeda Has The Plague

From The Sun

ANTI-TERROR bosses last night hailed their latest ally in the war on terror — the BLACK DEATH.
At least 40 al-Qaeda fanatics died horribly after being struck down with the disease that devastated Europe in the Middle Ages.

I thought India was the only country that still had the Plague.

Cardinals to the Super Bowl

It was a great second half. Cardinals are headed to their first Super Bowl ever. Who will they take on? Steelers or Ravens?


UPDATE Its the Steelers

Inspiration...Barack Obama Style

Few things can match what I witnessed yesterday during endless coverage on the cable news networks. What we saw was history in the making, plain and simple. I look back over time and I remember inspirational moments; the 1980 US hockey teams' victory over the Soviets, Reagans "Tear down this wall"speech, and Scott Howards performance in the championship game of Teen Wolf.


None of that compares though to yesterday when Barack Obama left Washington DC to go to Philadelphia, to take a train back to Washington DC. I had chills. How does this top those other three moments? Well, first the hockey team and Reagan were only going up against the Soviets (it's not like they were the Evil Empire or anything) and Scott Howards team inexplicably had home court advantage in a championship game even though they were blown out by the Dragons earlier that season.

No, yesterday was as pure as snow on Christmas morning. I was left wanting more. I wanted the answers to those "kitchen table issues" that so many Americans are grappling with as we speak. Issues such as, What did Obama eat on the train? Did he like it? Was he able to get his workout in? and Has he decided on a puppy?

When I walked into Katies restaurant this morning for breakfast I didnt have the answers to those questions for the hard working blue collar folks there. When I bumped into a guy in the hair plugs aisle at Home Depot, I couldn't fill him in. Hopefully, the transition team can release the answers to those questions. They have been flawless so far.

This does not take any of the luster off of yesterdays monumental event, however. I was so inspired that I spent all morning searching travelocity so I could book a flight to New York and then take a train back to Boston. Unfortunately, all I could afford was the $10 bus trip that runs out of Chinatown. If I took anything away from yesterday though, it was optimism. So maybe once my stimulus check comes in I can take my own grand journey. I can only hope.

How To Pay Your Bills

This has been around for a little while but I just got my blog, so I'm going to post it now. Deal with it. Anyway, this guy is a genius. National Grid better not piss me of or I'll go David Thorne on them. This is his actual email.

From-http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.




From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached








From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.






From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached

Barack Obama vs Liam Neeson

What phrase do we hear more this weekend? Barack Obama and his train trip or Liam Neeson and his skills, which apparently make it a nightmare for people. That is getting into Cristy Lane territory for a commercial that can be made into a drinking game that results in alcohol poisoning. If a 150lb person drank every time the Taken trailer came on during the NFL playoffs last week they would've been dead by halftime.

So who do you have? Barack or Liam

Nice Answer Holder

From Politico

Holder then argued that, "as perverse as this sounds, that I will be a
better attorney general because I had the Marc Rich experience."

Eric, Eric, Eric. Im sure it came out much better when you were practicing it the past few days. Well we here at The Conservative Comeback have our response.

Barack Obama is the guy...

The Conservative Comeback was shocked to see this youtube video that came out after the election




It is clear from those people, and the poll that went along with it that many simply don't know who Barack Obama is. That's where The Conservative Comeback comes in. While many of you out there have never met the man who currently resides in The Office Of The President Elect, we're pretty sure you have met people just like him. So because this blog cares so much about you, the American people, we are going to fill you in on exactly who Barack Obama is.

Barack Obama is the guy that....

-rents a golf cart to play 9 holes

-tells you his SAT scores. You never asked

-lays down a bunt in a wiffleball game

-cuts in front of you when you're in a hurry at a 7-11. Orders 10 yet to be determined scratch tickets. You have exact change for a pack of gum.

-goes to PGA Tour events. Yells, "GET IN THE HOLE" every time someone putts.

-is on his cell phone sitting behind home plate waving at the camera

-sits in the front row at the movies

-lifts the car door handle at the exact time you unlock it.

-ran a road race in '98. Now calls it a marathon.

-reminded the teacher she forgot to give homework

-buys 20 balls at the fair to "dunk the clown." Fails miserably.


Ya see, you do know Barack Obama, and it's not as pretty a picture as the media painted. I felt it was my duty to introduce you though to the next President of the United States so you dont make the same mistake in 2012. Leave some more lines about Obama in the comment section and I will add them to the list....if they're good enough

If The Conservative Comeback Was A Judge On American Idol

CC- Can you sing?

Bikini Girl- Um, ya, I think.. Well kinda

CC- Ok great. Pack your bags. You're moving on.

Bikini Girl- Dont I have to sing?

CC- Nope

Minor League Hockey Brawl

h/t http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=13752



Ok, somebody has to be fired for this. No, none of the players. The cameraman. He keeps the focus on the goalies who have no interest in fighting. Meanwhile, Lifebunny??? and TJ Reynolds are having a throwdown Hagler-Hearns style that nobody can see.

Who Do You Want Questioning Terrorists?

So according to Susan J Rice the 20th hijacker was tortured while he was being held at Gitmo. He was allegedly kept alone by himself (the horror), held without sleep (poor guy), made to stand nude (oook), and put in the cold. What were these interrogators thinking? Why are they treating this guy like he had planned to kill 3,000 people.

I'm sorry but I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. The lefts argument (and some on the right) is that this just creates more terrorism. This argument would have you believe that if we were nice to these prisoners, word would filter back home as to what great people the US is and Al Queda would be forced to tell the truth about us. They would never lie and say we were torturing. Hey, they might be willing to cut your head off but they are not about to tell a fib. Also, the state controlled media in these countries would certainly honestly report on our fine manners.

The truth of the matter is no matter how nice we are to these prisoners the fundamentalist muslims are still going to hate us. Now, I think Abu Ghraib was a mistake (completely overblown by the media) but still a mistake because there wasnt much purpose to it. It was some night watchmen hazing some prisoners. The Gitmo facility is different though. If interrogators need to make a guy stand in the cold and call his mother names in order to get information to save lives then they need to be able to do it. We better be willing to fight this like a war or it is pointless.





Who do you want questioning terrorists?

Susan Rice

or

Jack Bauer

This Will Change Your Life

Monkeys on bikes racing a guy on a unicycle....in China. Don't say I never did anything for you

How Much Is Your Kid Worth?

Ever wonder what the going rate for your daughter would be if you woke up one day and wanted to sell her. Well Marcelino de Jesus Martinez did.

The agreement apparently included a payment of $16,000, 150 cases of beer,
50 cases of Gatorade, a sports drink, 100 cases of soda, six cases of meat and
two cases of wine in exchange for marriage to Martinez’s daughter.

That sets the going rate right there for rural California. How pissed are you if you live in that neighborhood and know your kid is only worth $16,000 and 150 cases of beer. I mean up until this story Im sure you thought your kid was worth an easy 6 figures

The most amazing think about this story is that person who agreed to buy his daughter is 18! How many hours did this kid have to sit in front of a liquor store playing hey buddy to get 150 cases of beer? And lets not even start with where he could get 16 grand. I was going through couch cushions and washer machines for spare change when I was 18. This kid is buying a human being. And for that, he was arrested as well.

Miss Conservative Of The Week

Time for the first ever Miss Conservative Of The Week. When all is said and done you will be telling your grandkids about this moment. I would put this slightly behind the discovery of America and just ahead of landing on the moon.

you can email your nominee to theconservativecomeback@yahoo.com read about qualifications in The Launch post

Our first winner is SE Cupp. Whats not to like. She's hot, smart, and flat out brings it on national TV.

Think the pictures say it all? Well, yeah they do, but we're not your average blog. We go above and beyond for the 6 people who have visited this blog today. So what did we do? We contacted SE and asked her some questions. She was nice enough to answer. Ya hear that, she's nice too.

Favorite politician? Ever? Probably Goldwater. Disagreeing without being disagreeable is a lesson we could all stand to revisit. I'm pretty impressed with Michael Steele right now. And internationally I'm a big fan of Tony Blair's.

Most Important Issue to you? Fiscal responsibility and national defense. All I ask of my government is that it spend our money wisely and protect us at home and abroad. The government's proven pretty ineffective in meting out social concerns, so I'd really rather they stop trying.

Ever think of running for office? Absolutely not. My "constituents," a loose and colorful organization of friends, relatives and whatever readers I've managed to reach, are far better served when I'm behind a computer, not a dais.

Why are you a conservative? I believe in limited government, low taxes and a strong national defense. The so-called "values" that have been defined as conservative -- social issues -- are incredibly interesting to me from a cultural standpoint, but are not the reasons I became conservative.

For more info on SE and pictures you can check out her site @ http://red-secupp.blogspot.com/

Kramer and Costanza Finally Did It

Hat Tip to The Stool

Yes, dude is wearing mantyhose.

For more than a decade, Mack wore women's pantyhose under his clothes to
keep him warm while he worked as a landscaper. But four years ago, Mack, 35,
discovered "mantyhose" —pantyhose for men.

I'm calling Mack out on this one. I don't know one red blooded American male that would even think of putting panty hose on because it's cold. You do what the conservative comeback does,wear sweatpants underneath...now thats class.

But let's get to the bigger issue. Macks wife. How many stories do you hear about men who have been married for years and then run off with another man. I can almost guarantee there is a Lifetime movie about this very subject. Friends are stunned, the wife is in shock, the kids are humiliated. It's a mess. Well let this be a warning to Macks wife. You are in the middle of that movie. Don't tell me you didn't see it coming, because your husband has been wearing pantyhose for years. You might as well call the divorce attorney so you can save yourself the embarassment of being left for Barney Frank.

A Scare Tactic I can Buy Into

via Drudge and Newsbusters

Now we have an Ice Age coming. Yeah the link is Pravda, so what. Anyway this is where the liberals went wrong. Im all for warmer weather. That just doesn’t scare me. I just got done shovelling my car out. Now if you told me I’d have to do that day after day I’d quit my job and protest full time. I’d grow long hair and start eating tofu. I’d go to Phish concerts. Hell, I’d be a Phish roadie. Basically what Im saying is if liberals had gone with the Ice Age story I would’ve been like putty in their hands. You say jump, I’d say how high.

Question that is pretty unrelated but has always bothered me. If you’re homeless what would possess you to stay in the Northeast for the winter? Ive wanted to know this answer for years. Is it a money issue? How much could a bus ticket to Florida cost nowadays? If a homeless person told me it was money I would think long and hard about paying his way there… I wouldn’t do it, but I’d think about it.

NY Times Republican Of The Week

You might not know it but you are a witness to history. The first ever NY Times Republican of the Week. Read the The Launch post for a description. This first choice was as easy as Sunday morning.

Thats right its Colin Powell. I can’t think of anybody that is more deserving of this award than him. In fact I was very close to naming this category the Colin Powell Republican of the Week. But after a lot of thought and drinking I went with the NY Times. And since this is my blog and I can do pretty much whatever I want the NY Times won out. Now for Colin Powells qualifications for this award. They are truly going to be hard to top.

Lets start with the fact that he is a “moderate” Republican. The Republicans nominated a “moderate” candidate. Is Colin Powell happy with this? Uh, no. He didnt like that Republicans were being mean and nasty. Apparently he didn’t mind this guy. So he endorsed Obama. And he endorsed Obama on Meet the Press. And he endorsed Obama on Meet the Press less than 2 weeks before the election. This guy is good.

Is he satisfied with an Obama victory? No. I’m telling you this guy is a first ballot hall of famer in this category. After the election he goes on CNN and talks to some clown. In this interview he takes on Palin with this great quote:

I think she had something of a polarizing effect when she talked about how small
town values are good. Well, most of us don’t live in small towns. And I was
raised in the South Bronx, and there’s nothing wrong with my value system from
the South Bronx.

The only way that could have been a better quote was if it was leaked to the NY Times anonymously. It was truly brilliant. One problem I have with this quote though. Palin still lives in her small town. Now I dont know where Powell lives right now (damn wikipedia doesnt have it) but Id be willing to bet the reputation of my one day old blog on the fact that Powell doesn’t still live in the South Bronx. My question, and this is a question that will never be asked of Powell is, If the values are so strong in the South Bronx why don’t you still live in that neighborhood or one that is even remotely similar?

Well no need to answer that now Colin because today is a day of celebration for you. Congratulations, you are the NY Times Republican of the week

Obama To "Change" BCS

Well at least according to politico he is. This is very exciting since his cabinet appointments and transition team has been such a “change.” Well maybe not but let’s forget that. The Conservative Comeback has received a confidential memo with some of the “change” that Barack Obama will bring to other sports.

The Masters will take place at Augusta National every year.

Detroit will host an NFL football game on Thanksgiving

Ladainian Tomlinson will sit out of playoff games

The American League will institute a designated hitter rule.

During a hockey game hats will be thrown on the ice when a player scores 3 goals

The NCAA basketball tournament will now be called March Madness.

Horses will race in the Kentucky Derby.

It might seem radical and out of the box but Obama just might be able to pull it off.

Typing While In Straight Jacket Is Possible

Ahh it feels like October again now that Marjorie Eagan is back to bashing Sarah Palin. In todays Boston Herald the insanely jealous Eagan writes:

Like a Nixonian Nanook of the North, Sarah Palin emerged from her igloo this
week whining, griping, giving me an excuse to trash her again and you an excuse
to call me unspeakable names in the comment section beneath this story
online.

So let me get this straight Madge. In the same paragraph that you bash Palin for whining, you then go on to whine about the comments that you are going to receive. This is what happens when you become delusional so let this be a lesson to all 3 of you who have read this blog today.

Any Groundskeeper Jobs Available?

From the Inside Track

That NESN vixen Heidi Watney is being squired about town by Paul
Williams, the Fenway groundskeeper whose big claim to fame was being pummeled by
a pair of Yankees in the visitors dugout during the American League Championship
Series in 2003. Criminal charges against Williams were dropped a year later.
Such a catch.

I have to tip my hat to this guy. I mean this is unheard of. Here you have a groundskeeper who is competing with 25 millionaire baseball players and he scoops in and gets Heidi. This would be like Carl Spackler grabbing Lacy Underall. It just doesnt happen.

The Launch

Now here’s what the site will offer.- The news of the day with my brilliant take on it. You’re welcome.


- The Miss Conservative of the week. Given to the hottest, smartest, conservative woman of the week. Doesnt have to be a famous person. It can be you or someone you know. Email your candidates


- The Conservative Comeback Bad Ass of the Week. This goes to the person who best stands up for conservatism during that week. This can again range from a US Senator to a local city councilor. Do they stand up for conservative principles in the face of liberal mythology or do they back down to be friendly with the press. If they back down they will be in the running for:


- New York Times Republican of the Week- They love a republican that will criticize conservative positions and we’re going to call those people out.


- The Mailbag. Send your mail to the conservative comeback and if your lucky you will get in our mailbag section where I will either answer your question or respond to your comment. You can then print that out and hang it on your refrigerator.