Friday, February 27, 2009

Woman Sells Two Kids


via barstoolsports

Woman trades kids for $175 and cockatoo

NEW ORLEANS–A Louisiana woman is accused of trading two young children in her care for a pet cockatoo and $175 in cash.
Donna Greenwell, 53, is charged with aggravated kidnapping. Also charged are Paul Romero, 46, and Brandy Lynn Romero, 27.


Ok, this story is really scaring me. Not because I'm concerned about the children. Who cares about kids? But because I am shocked at how bad the economy has gotten in just the last month alone. A few weeks ago, we brought you this story of a guy selling his daughter for $16,000 and 150 cases of beer. Now all you can get is a bird and $175. Either this lady is the Isiah Thomas of kid selling or we are on the verge of a Great Depression, and I for one am not taking any chances. I'm heading out to hoard canned goods and build a shelter.

Badass Of The Week


Eastwood thinks political correctness has made society humourless


(ANI): Acting legend Clint Eastwood , 79, apparently believes that political correctness has rendered modern society humourless, for he accuses younger generations of spending too much time trying to avoid being offensive.
The Dirty Harry star insists that he should be able to tell harmless jokes about nationality without fearing that people may brand him "a racist".
"People have lost their sense of humour. In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth or you will be insulted as a racist," the Daily Express quoted him as saying.


This is reason #367 why I love Clint Eastwood. I would be the first in line to audition if MTV started a bromance show with this guy. He proves again he doesn't care what the liberals in Hollywood think. Almost any other actor/director would have apologized to Spike Lee after he took offense to his movie. What did Eastwood do? Tells him to "shut his face."
And let there be no debate, at age 79 Clint Eastwood would kick the shit out of Spike Lee. It would make the Nolan Ryan Robin Ventura fight seem fair.


Morning Links

Pelosi and Obama already fighting.

Obamas budget is full of gimmicks

Via drudge, Jewish leaders not happy with a "changed" Hillary

The NBA needs to borrow $175 million to help struggling teams

Did Tom and Giselle get married last night? I dont care, as long as his knee is better so we can go back to our rightful spot of dominating the rest of the league.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

An Open Letter To President Obama


Dear President Obama


First off we would like to congratulate you on your fine public speaking skills. It truly is awe inspiring how well you can read. Second, we heard somewhere recently that you are the first black President. Way to go.


Now, with that being said we have one small suggestion. When it comes to your plans for the economy, could you please shut the hell up. Everytime you open your mouth the dow drops. I haven't seen one person have such a negative impact since T. O played for the Eagles. I know you say you care about Main St and not Wall St. This is commendible. However people on Main St have savings located on Wall St. So please, with all do respect, shut the hell up.


Feel free to talk about what puppy you will be buying or your favorite color. Just stop talking about the economy.


Now, for the record, I love old people. Sure, they shouldn't be driving or telling long stories about their favorite Matlock episode. But this doesn't mean you should wipe out their savings. Do you love old people Mr President? Because we are going to be watching you like a hawk. If you so much as utter the word economy it will prove your deep hatred for everyone with wrinkles.


So in closing, Mr. President, take our sincere recommendation, and shut the hell up.


Regards

The Conservative Comeback

The Links

Obama proposes almost $1 trillion in new taxes over the next year.

Blago gave Burris's son $75k job. The Chicago way, except for Obama of course.

Fidelity exec slams "New Deal II"


Is the Octomom going to be in a porno?


Your picture of the day: Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Megan Fox Is Now Single



That is all.

Bobby Jindals Speech

I wanted to take some time before posting my thoughts on Jindals speech last night. There is no need to post anything about Obamas speech, because like all of his speeches, he sounds like a used car salesman. When it comes to Jindal however, I still find myself disappointed by it for a couple reasons.

First, can we get over the ass kissing of Obama being the first black President to (fill in the blank)? Am I really going to have to hear this every time he does something for the first time? Let me be the first to congratulate Obama on being the first black President to take a shit in the second floor bathroom in the White House. I get it, move on.

My biggest issue however was with Jindals delivery. He sounded like a kindergarten teacher speaking to 5 year olds. This happened for one of two reasons. Either he actually speaks like that or he listened to some idiot staffer who told him he needed to sound "happy and rosy." If its the first then he should stop thinking of running for President now. There is no way America will elect the guy who spoke last night. If it's the second, which judging from Republican staffers in the fall election, it probably was, that guy needs to be fired. I've had enough of some of the people who work behind the scenes and use focus groups for every little soundbite before they put it in a speech. If you need to focus group and poll what you are going to say, that to me, means you are too disconnected to know what is going on with average everyday Americans in the first place. So Bobby, please get rid of anyone around you who thought your delivery was the right idea.

I hope it was the second because I do like Jindal. I think the substance of the speech was solid and from what I have read about him, he has a good background governing. But you also have to be able to connect, and there is no way his speech last night did that because of the way it was delivered. That's why I dont agree with the people who say, "just listen to the substance of the speech." As we can see with Obama, it has a lot to do with how it is delivered. Obama got elected by delivering speeches impressively while saying absolutely nothing. If we can get the substance of what conservatives believe in and mix that with an impressive delivery, we can beat Obama in 2012.

Now there is a long time before the election, so I hope Jindal makes the right moves with the people who are giving him advice. He is young, so he still has time to make the right adjustments and rebound from last nights disappointing performance.

Finally!


Ive had many sleepless nights wondering what kind of dog the Obamas are going to get. Finally, we have the answer.


AP- WASHINGTON — This isn’t just another wag-the-tail story: The Obamas are getting a dog in April and are looking for a rescue Portuguese Water Dog.


Ok, let me be the first to call bullshit on this story. I dont know what pound Obama is shopping at, but you dont find too many $2,000 dogs at the pound in my neighborhood. So, they'll find some way for a portuguese water dog to just happen to wander into a pound the week the Obamas are looking to buy.


My advice to everyone in this country with a Portuguese water dog, keep it on tight leash, and be on the lookout for Rahm Emmanuel sneaking into your yard.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Clip Of The Day



NBCLA-6'8" Brittney Griner, of Nimitz High School in Houston, dunks during warmups and during the playoff playoff game against Stratford High. Griner finished with 33 points. She is signed to play for Baylor.

There is no way I'm not using my $13 a week Obama tax break and putting it all on Baylor to take the title next year.

Inspiration

There have been many inspirational quotes throughout history, but this one might be the best. Soccer player Frankie Lampard talking about his coach Joes Mourinho.

‘I have never had a manager who, while I’m standing in the shower cleaning my balls, tells me I’m the best player in the world. He did that. I’ll never forget it. So casual. “You’re the best player in the world, but you need to win titles”.

‘From that moment the extra confidence was in me. Not that I thought I was the best player in the world, but the manager who had just won the Champions League thought it. So I went out a different player.’


You just know Bidens the kinda guy that will pull this with Obama before the speech tonight.

withleather

Miss Conservative Of The Week

Our new Miss Conservative of the Week comes to us by way of Los Angeles. She has been one of the funniest bloggers on the internet since she started about 9 years ago. She is currently organizing a New Tea Party at the Santa Monica Pier this Friday. If you are in the area, make sure to stop by and congratulate the new Miss Conservative of the Week, Moxie.

you can email your nominee to theconservativecomeback@yahoo.com . Dont have to be famous. Just hot, smart, and conservative






Who is your favorite politician?
I prefer real people to politicians. When a real person runs and wins, that man or woman will be my favorite politician.

What is the most important issue to you?
Naming one is impossible. Smaller government, bigger guns, and free markets. The government should be paying US to buy an American car, not the other way around.

Ever think of running for office..
Yes, but no thanks.

Why are you a conservative?
They don't call it the right for naught. Conservatives presently have the best grasp on what it takes to make a country successful. Now, if only we can find one to run for higher office.

To find out more about Moxie and the Tea Party be sure to check out her blog here.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Miracle on Ice

Happened 29 years ago yesterday. Try not to watch the last minute of the game, I dare you. You should be thrown out of the country if this doesn't give you chills.



I wasn't born yet when this game was played but were zambonis not around then? The ice in my parking lot this morning was better than that.

clip via withleather

Best of The Oscars

The Conservative Comebacks 5 Hottest Women at the Academy Awards

5) Jessica Biel- She has looked hotter before. But she is still Jessica Biel and that automatically puts her in my top 5.

4) Natalie Portman- She brought her A game last night, no question about it.

3) Anne Hathaway- I dont care that she supported Obama. I can get past certain things when you're this hot. I really am that shallow.

2) Heidi Klum- No explanation needed.


1) Freida Pinto- I haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire and I don't know much about Freida, but I'm going to be honest, I would've married the hell out of this girl last night.

I Still Hate Uconn, But...



That is the definition of getting owned. Calhoun is one of the top coaches in the game and should not have to apologize for how much money he makes. We're heading down a pretty dark path if people have to start apologizing for being successful.

Now I still dont think that blow up on a reporter is as good as this one


Did these reporters deserve it? Who cares. Most of them suck anyway.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Record Ends

Woman's record-length fingernails broken in crash
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash.
Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday, the Deseret News reported.
Redmond's nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979, were broken in the crash. According to the Guinness website, her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches.


All records have to end at some point. Joe Dimmagio has a 56 game hitting streak because he failed to get a hit in game 57. This lady gave it all she had for longer than I've been alive. I mean I still bite my nails like they're made of prime rib, yet this lady hasn't taken a nibble since Carter was President.

I'm also mesmorized by that picture. I honestly would believe her if she told me she was 50 or 92.

Badass Of The Week

Is there really any doubt on who this weeks Conservative Comeback Badass of the Week is? This guy basically single handedly started a 21st century tea party based on his performance on CNBC. He can also thank the drudgereport for highlighting it since I didn't even know I still had CNBC. He also forced Robert Gibbs to fall all over himslef yet again at a press conference. Your Badass of the Week is Rick Santelli.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Morning Links

The Obama Cabinet has absolutely zero business experience. Seriously.


Herald gossip crew say Vicki Kennedy will succeed Ted. My money is on Joe.


Obama is failing his early tests. Miserably.


If you're in DC there is a snuggie pub crawl. This will be bigger than the inauguration. Mark my words.


The picture of Rihanna from TMZ

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Woman Shot In Head...Weave Protects Her

Woman OK after bullet ends up in her hair weave

AP- Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.
She replied, "Well I dont love him," then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.


Stopping a bullet with your weave is pretty impressive, and about 2 hours ago I would've made a huge deal about this. But my life changed with Michelle Obamas yearbook photo. I mean that head could stop a scud missile. So sorry if Im not going to throw a parade for this Kansas City woman because she can stop a bullet with her weave.

Yearbook Photo Of The Day

Your yearbook photo of the day is....Michelle Obama


AKA The Lady of Rage. That name actually works on so many levels.



Rock on wit ya bad self

This Says It All


AP- Carter voices confidence in Obama stimulus plan


Former President Jimmy Carter has voiced support for President Barack Obama's plan to stimulate the economy.
Carter says he has "full confidence" in Obama's proposal and expects it will take about six months for the economy to begin improving.

I honestly thought this must be a different Carter that they were talking about. Theres no way they would ask Jimmy Carter, right? I mean, Vince Carter has more credibility on the economy than this guy.

But in the end, if Jimmy thinks it's a good plan...we're screwed.

A Compromise With Obama And The Media




There is outrage by many on the left over a recent cartoon that ran in the NY POST. Al Sharpton (obviously) is the most vocal critic. The Post responded to complaints with the following statement from editor-in-chief Col Allan: "The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut...It broadly mocks Washington's efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist."

Ok, lets say for a second they were comparing Obama to the chimp. All of a sudden you cant compare the President of the United States to a chimp? Let's take a look back to the previous administration.

You don't have to search that hard. There was an actual website set up called bushorchimp.com Here is just one of the many pictures you could get on that site.





You could go to political humor and find this picture



You could go to this Huffington Post article by Philip Slater, with the headline New Scientific Study Reveals Bush is a Chimp. An excerpt from the article, Prior to reading this new study I was under the mistaken impression that Bush was a parrot, because of his apparent inability to say anything about Iraq except 'progress is being made', which he repeats mechanically every time the topic is raised. But now the scales have fallen from my eyes: Bush is a chimp. It seems so obvious now, watching him speak.

You can go to a site where it is simply designed for you to Make Your Own Bush Chimp Monkey Cartoon.

Now there are countless more examples on the web of the former President being derided as a chimp. There are 966,000 search results to Bush is a chimp. So I beleive it is safe to say that comparing the President to a chimp was acceptable for the previous 8 years.

Now many people will say, well there are racial overtones to this, so you must be sensitive to that. Well, lets look at what else has had racial overtones when Obama is the target. Showing Obama in the same ad as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears was racist. From the NY Times:

The ad gave us an uneasy feeling that the McCain campaign was starting up the same sort of racially tinged attack on Mr. Obama that Republican operatives ran against Harold Ford, a black candidate for Senate in Tennessee in 2006. That assault, too, began with videos juxtaposing Mr. Ford with young, white women.

Then there was Obamas association with Bill Ayers. Bringing this up was also deemed racist. The AP headline screamed, Analysis: Palins Words Carry Racial Tinge.

Also don't think about calling Obama a socialist. Not because his economic policies aren't socialist but because that word is also racist... when used to describe Obama. So said Lewis Diuguid of The Kansas City Star. His headline was, Shame on McCain Palin for using an old code word for black.

When the North Carolina GOP put out an ad using Jeremiah Wright, the NY Times wrote that "this was a clear bid to stir bigotry" and that it was race-baiting.

So to recap, it is racist for Obama to be used in association with white women, white men, chimps, black men, and socialists. Now, this is going to make it a very tough next 4 years and an extremely difficult campaign in 2012 if we don't get to the bottom of this. And thankfully, I believe I have.

Seeing as Obama is half white, I am proposing that HALF of the above people or words be made acceptable to be used to criticize Obama. You can take the chimp off the table. It's been done to death over the past 8 years, and its boring. So that leaves white women, white men, black men, and socialists. All we want is to be able to use half of those over the next 4 years and not be called racist. It seems fair to me, and we know Obama is all about fairness.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top 5 Sports Movies Of All Time

If you have been reading this blog since its inception one month ago, you know that we like to mix in a lot of sports and movie posts. Today we combine those with our top 5 sports movies of all time.

A couple of rules you should be aware of with our selection process. First, if your favorite sports movie was made in the 40s or 50s...it is not on this list. I'm going to speak the truth right now and say what a lot of people won't say, Pauly Shore would've been a 5 time Oscar winner in the 40s. For the most part the acting was terrible.

Second, being that this list is so short we decided that sports comedies would be put under a different category. So while Slapshot, Major League, and Caddyshack are some of the great movies ever made, they fall under a different list.

So here is the list:

5) Hoop Dreams- Best documentary ever made. Starting in the 8th grade I would watch this movie at the beginning of each one of my basketball seasons. If you can get an 8th grader to sit through a documentary, you know it must be good. Even though I'm pretty sure Arthur Agee has 37 kids, it's still a great movie.


4) The Natural- Roy Hobbs is the best baseball player to ever live...even though he only played one season of pro ball. If it comes out that Hobbs was juicin, I might commit suicide.


3) Rudy- Even though throughout most of this movie, Rudy is the most irritating human being alive, the ending makes up for it. He finally gets in a game, with his father in the stands, and sacks the QB...followed by Roc giving the slow clap and walking away.


2) Hoosiers- Even though this was about the 50s , it is probably the most accurate depiction of high school basketball ever made. From the crowds to the locker room atmosphere, it doesn't get any better than this. Does Gene Hackman make some questionable decisions as coach? Of course. Who would set up a play with 10 seconds left in the championship and not get the ball to Jimmy Chitwood?


1) Rocky- The first and best Rocky movie, and I'll take that to the grave

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Craigslist Ad Of The Day

Here is your best ad of the day from craigslist
girl who dumped me over the phone at 1:30am - m4w

Date: 2009-01-18, 1:57AM PST

You called me at 1:30 AM to tell me over and over that you don't want to be with me any more. The problem is, I don't know who you are, and I tried to explain that.

In retrospect, it would have been more fun to play along, but I was a bit too groggy to think fast. Oh well, next time a wrong number breaks up with me, I'll be ready.

Give me a call if you want to practice dumping guys, I guess my number's probably in your phone now. Try to call before 10 though.

craigslist
Gotta love the 1:30 am break up call

Bristol Palin Lives In The Real World...Perfect People Freak Out


Judging by some of the comments on blogs about Bristol Palins views on abstinence, you would've thought she praised Bin Laden last night. The fact of the matter is, she spoke the truth and some people just can't handle it.

Her exact quote on the issue was, "Everyone should be abstinent, but it’s not realistic at all." What am I missing in this statement that is so controversial? Yes, it would be great if teenagers were making the right decision everytime and teen pregnancy was a thing of the past, but IT'S NOT REALISTIC. Get out of your fantasy land and join Bristol Palin in the real world.

All you can do is give kids the proper information. You can teach them abstinence and contraception education and hope they make the right decision. But because they are teenagers, and human, not every one of them will make the correct choice.

There never has been a day when teen pregnancy does not exist, and there never will be a day when teen pregnancy does not exist. Hopefully kids can fully understand the implications of having a baby, and that it is not nearly as glamorized as some invision it. I think Bristol Palin would be the first to tell you that.

Hopefully we can be as perfect as some of the commentators who saw such fault in her statement, but until that day, we are stuck in reality.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Reagan Debates Obama

h/t Sarahwaydownsouth


Nothing to say except, What the hell happened to this country?

Craigslist Ad Of The Day

Craigslist
I have a huge bathroom.

Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST

I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.

You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

Other than a woman in her mid 60s takin a shit in your bedroom that you are confined to all day, you can't beat this deal. I mean $400 a month for a large bathroom, you better jump on this fast.

Wife Exercises Husband To Death...Story Gets Even Weirder

MSNBC-CHARDON, Ohio - A woman pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her 73-year-old husband to death in a swimming pool.
Police in Middlefield, Ohio, said surveillance video showed 41-year-old Christine Newton-John pulling James Mason around the pool by his arms and legs and preventing him from leaving.


Police Chief Joseph Stehlik said he counted 43 times on the videotape in which Newton-John prevented her husband from leaving the water. He said Mason rested his head on the side of the pool several times while gasping for breath.

Mason was a longtime friend of his wife's family. He knew her as John Vallandingham before she had gender reassignment surgery in 1993 and changed her name. They married in 2006.

This is reason #371 why you should never marry a woman who used to be a man. I mean if alarm bells didnt start going off in your head when you saw this womans name was Christine Newton-John, then you could be in danger of marrying a man.

Clip Of The Day

clip via barstoolsports
So during every Celtics game the jumbotron will flash to people in the stands while playing a song for people to start dancing. It will usually stay for a few seconds and then move to someone else...unless you land on this guy.



Who knew Ed Grimley went to Celtics games?

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Links

Sen Burris is facing ethical questions. I hope this doesnt mean we have to hear from Bobby Rush again. Guy is painful to watch. Id rather listen to a conversation between Joaquin Phoenix and Mushmouth.

Stimulus bill needed to be passed urgently so Obama could have a nice long weekend?

Drunkreport breaks down the wasteful spending

Where can you bet on things like, this former player will be picked up for sniffing lines off a toilet seat 10 years after being in the Super Bowl? Wherever that is wager heavily on Jeff Reed.

Lolo Jones is really fast. And by fast I mean hot

Reminiscing

With the NBA All Star game about to take place tonight I figured this would be a good time to reminisce back to my playing days.

A few years back I was stuck playing JUCO ball due to the fact that the college I was recuited to play ball at didn't like that I pulled an almost unbelievable 0.3 GPA my first semester there. Now luckily, I played my high school ball at an inner city high school, because that is the only thing that can prepare you for playing ball at a junior college. About 1/2 hour before practice I was in the trainers room giving my foot an ice bath due to a sprained ankle. In walks Dre with crutches. The following is the word for word conversation, because you just don't forget talks like these.

Dre: Yo, whats up man?

Me: Whats up?

Dre: You seen Teri (the trainer)?

Me: Yeah she just went up to the ADs office. She'll be right back

Dre: Your ankle gettin better?

Me: Yeah. Whats the deal with your crutches?

Dre: I got shot

Me: Again?

Dre: Yeah guy got me in my car this time when I was sittin outside my house (yes his second time being shot...in one season)

Me: That sucks

End of discussion. Now later after practice, discussion picks back up

Dre: Yo, you think you can give me a ride home?

Me: Absolutely not

This isn't close to the weirdest story I could write about, but for some reason I like this one the most. I should absolutely write a book based on my days playing in high school and college.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Been There Done That

AP-A restaurant worker was accused of trashing the place in an attempt to get fired and collect unemployment compensation. A criminal complaint filed Thursday said a 35-year-old man showed up at a Qdoba restaurant and started throwing brownies and cookies on the floor.
The man then went into the kitchen and threw pots and pans around, then went into a storage area and threw boxes of hot sauce on the floor.
Police said the man told them he was trying to get fired and couldn't collect unemployment if he simply quit.


Is this guy serious?? Everyone knows this stunt was pulled ten years ago by someone a whole smarter than this guy, and it failed. They should tack on an extra 5 years just for being so unoriginal. The 90s are over.


Why the title of this is George Bush tries to get fired I don't know. Guy wasn't even the Pres then.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Badass In The House?

Video is now the headline on Drudge

Yes this is semi badass. But he needed to take it to another level and start challenging people to a duel. Then, and only then will he be a 100% badass



Thursday, February 12, 2009

I Support The Fairness Doctrine

As each days passes it seems like more and more liberals come out in favor of the Fairness Doctrine. Bill Clinton is the latest example. He told Politico there needs to be, "more balance in the programs or have some opportunity for people to offer countervailing opinions." Initially as a conservative I was against this idea, but I have been caught up recently in the hope, change, and bipartisan spirit emanating out of Washington, DC. So in the spirit of fairness I propose the fairness doctrine be reinstated as follows.

For too long the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity have built a loyal following on the talk radio airwaves with hard work and perseverance. They bounced from station to station until they eventually became a huge success. Now you might call that hard work, but in 2009 I call that unfair. So in the interest of fairness I am calling on Congress to pass legislation that would mandate a liberal radio host be given the same amount of airtime as a conservative. The American people need to hear both sides whether they want to or not.

Now to show just how much I truly believe in fairness, I am going to take this legislation even further. Every time a liberal movie is released, a conservative one must immediately follow it. And by immediately follow it, I mean the same weekend, the same night, the same theater, directly after the closing credits. So for example, once Oliver Stones W. finished, " The One" would begin which looks into the life of Barack Obama, complete with his "enthusiastic use of drugs" all the way up through his 20 years with the honorable Rev Wright.

After Frost/Nixon, audiences would be treated to Matthews/Obama, a 2009 release in the mold of Brokeback Mountain. Yes Congressman Frank, you can screen that movie alone.

When Sean Penn wins his Oscar for Milk (which he undoubtedly will) and gives his acceptance speech either praising Obama or bashing Bush (or both), Ted Nugent will be brought up on stage and give his response. Now I'm sure there are some liberals who might not agree with this. Ive heard the argument that Sean Penn has put in years of hard work as an actor and deserves to be up on that stage. Why the hell should Ted Nugent be allowed up there? You have to remember, just like Rush and Sean, that no longer matters. We are in 2009, and like former President Clinton has said, there needs to be "opportunity for contervailing opinions." After all, it is only fair.

In Part II we discuss how the fairness doctrine will relate to colleges. Make some room Bill Ayers, because you will now be co-teaching with a conservative professor.

This Escalated Quickly...


from MyFoxOrlando and Barstoolsports

Fight Escalates When Brother Hits Sister With Dog Poo
- Three people were arrested after deputies said a fight started after a brother assaulted his sister with a pan full of dog poo. Deputies were called to a residence on Princeton Road in Volusia County Monday afternoon after a report of a fight. The sister, Stacy Rash told officers that her brother Michael Rash was stuffing a pan filled with dog feces in her face and she told him to stop. The two began fighting and the brother grabbed her by the hair and began to drag her outside. The sister said that as her brother dragged her outside, she believes she accidently hit her brother’s girlfriend Kaylee Whitrock. The girlfriend then struck the sister and the two began to fight. The brother separated the two and while the sister was being held back by the brother the girlfriend walked up and punched the sister. The girlfriend then grabbed a nearby broom and hit the sister on the head and face. The fight was broken up when the mother of the sister and brother showed up. The brother then grabbed a loaded gun pointed it at the sister and the mother and told them that if they didn’t leave he would shoot them. Deputies arrived and during their investigation the brother said that the fight started after a verbal argument over cleaning a dog crate escalated. According to the mother she knocked the gun away and the clip fell out. She said that she then picked up the clip and threw it across the street.

I mean this really got out of hand fast...It jumped up a notch. The first question I think any normal red blooded American would have is, who puts dog shit in a pan? I mean I think we all have picked up dog shit and thrown it at family members...but a pan? Really?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Who Gets A Bailout

If The Conservative Comeback was put in charge of handing out bailout funds, our list would look a little diffrent than that of Congress or Timothy Geithner. So for this post we are going to play the game: Who Gets A Bailout. We will separate between those who get and those who don't

Does Not Get A Bailout- Businesses that ran their companies into the ground.

Gets A Bailout- Robby Alomar. We found out today that you have a 15 million dollar lawsuit against you and you dont just have HIV, but full...blown...AIDS. AND you think you got it by being raped by two guys in New Mexico. Say no more Robby, you get a bailout.

Does Not Get A Bailout- New sod for the National Mall

Gets A Bailout- Mrs Laruso. You had the guts to pack your bags and drive across the country in a green station wagon with your son to start a new life. Upon arriving you find out that the swimming pool doesn't work and your faucet leaks. On top of this your kid is now getting the shit kicked out of him everyday. But you held strong. You didn't even blink when Daniel started spending an unusual amount of time with an Asian senior citizen. And because of this he went on to become the 1984 All Valley Karate Champion. Due to this, and in the hopes that you buy a new car to take your son on his next date, you get a bailout.

Does Not Get A Bailout- STD prevention. Yeah, real nice job helping Alomar. You think we're going to throw more money at you.

Gets A Bailout- The paper boy from Better Off Dead. Anybody who would work that hard for two dollars deserves a break. Hey kid, you're gettin a bailout.

Does Not Get A Bailout- Goldman Sachs

Gets A Bailout- Cuba Gooding Jr. You're making me feel old lately Cuba. I mean, it seems like just yesterday I was a freshman in high school and you were winning an Academy Award. Now you're starring in a TNT movie of the week. Come on Cuba. You're better than that. We're going to give you a bailout.

Does Not Get A Bailout- Citigroup

Gets A Bailout- 24 FBI Special Agent Renee Walker. Each week The Conservative Comeback falls more and more in love with you. You do what it takes it to protect this country. I mean, you almost tortured a baby Monday night. You gotta do what you gotta do. And because we are in the Obama years, you might need a high priced defense attorney soon. But dont worry Renee, we're giving you a lot of bailout money.

Does Not Get A Bailout- Newspaper industry

Gets A Bailout- Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn. You haven't paid your electrical bill in months, you've been robbed by a sweet old lady, and your pets heads are falling off. Plus there aren't any jobs available in the city...unless you wanna work 40 hours a week. Forget it, we're bailin you out.

Does Not Get A Bailout- Credit Card Industry

Gets A Bailout- Del Griffith, shower curtain ring salesman. Talk about an industry that is too big to fail. Who doesn't take a shower? Plus his wife is dead and he hasn't been home in years. And he also owes a rental company a ton of money for a car that is no longer safe for highway travel. Del, hook us up with shower curtain rings and you got yourself a bailout.

As you can see our plan is much different and vastly superior to that of Congress. You can feel free to submit this plan for a vote so long as this website gets the credit.

This Kids Dead Right?


Painful BMX Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos

Probably nothing in the world makes me happier than watching these kinds of videos. Im like an 8 year old on Christmas morning, but this might be the worst one I have ever seen. And yet I keep watching it. This guy might have survived this but he can't ever be the same again. Now the poor kid probably sounds like Obama at a press conference.

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Vice President Joseph "Mongo" Biden

Barack Obama made a mistake during his press conference the other night that nobody has called him on. Atleast not anybody that I have read. At first I didn't think that much of it either, but after further thought it was clear that he had screwed up. It all has to do with his reference to Joe Biden after Major Garretts question.

The Telegraph explained it this way:
Pity poor Joe Biden. His "there's still a 30 percent chance we're going to get it wrong" quote is put straight to President Barack Obama during the White House press conference just now and his boss seemed to want to say: "Vice-President Who?"
As reporters started giggling, Obama came close to conceding that Biden was indeed a joke. "You know, I don't remember exactly what Joe was referring to, not surprisingly."


Oh no he dih'in't. Barack Obama speaking about Joe Biden to the press is like listening to Pat Healy talk about Mongo with Mary.


Thats Joe Biden to a t, right down to the giant forehead. Now its fine for Republicans and Democrats to make fun of Joe Biden because, well...he's a fuckin idiot. But when Obama calls out Biden like he did, he doesn't realized what the obvious question is. Why did you pick this man to be VP and what does it say about you, Mr. President?

Now if this was Obamas only lapse in judgement we might have let that joke slide. After all, Im sure Mongo would make an excellent VP. But this far from Obamas only mistake. He has a long pattern of irresponsible associations and appointments.

He chose to sit in Rev Wrights church for 20 years. He chose to associate himself with Bill Ayers. He chose Bill Ricardson as secretary of Commerce. He chose Timothy Geithner as Treasury sceretary. He chose Tom Daschle as secretary of Health and Human Services. He chose Nancy Killefer to be the performance czar (nobody would even know what a performance czar was if he hadnt managed to fuck it up). And he chose Mongo as VP (yes that is now Bidens official nickname). Now thats a pattern. Starting with Biden who he chose over the summer that is 5 major screw ups on his part.

When you go further back to the Wright and Ayers asssociations you can see that the joke should really be about Obama. If this wasn't such a serious time (as he tells us) it would be funny, but we now have a man in the White House who constantly makes bad decisions. His joke only solidified that assessment.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

No Change In Massachusetts

It seems like just yesterday we made history in Massachusetts with the election of our current governor. He ran on slogans of Hope and Change. He was called a very good speaker. He was backed by David Axelrod. So how are things going in Masachusetts now? Well, we are about to live up to our nickname of Taxachusetts again. While the rest of the country is about to go through another Jimmy Carter, we are already in the midst of Michael Dukakis Part II.

From The Boston Herald

Bay State businesses blasted an eye-popping 27-cent gas tax hike
proposal yesterday being considered by Gov.
Deval
Patrick
, saying the increase will send companies and customers
fleeing across the state’s borders.
Critics also condemned the proposed boost - which would raise the tax to a highest-in-the-nation 50.5 cents - as a double whammy for drivers inside Route 128 who would still face tolls on top of the hike.
The state would work to implement a pay-per-mile system by 2014 to eliminate tolls inside of Route 128. Officials would track auto use through a chip inside the state’s vehicle inspection sticker. Drivers could get a gas tax refund to avoid double billing.

Remember this the next time liberals are railing against the evil oil companies. Deval Patrick is about to impose a 50.5 cent tax on gas in this state. This is what happens when you elect the guy who was supposed to tail Axel Foley.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Conservative Comeback Badass Of The Week

I may not agree with this man on every issue but he has stepped up in a big way on this issue this week.

Our winner this week is Sen. John McCain. McCain stepped up big this week in opposition to the "stimulus" bill that Obama is trying to force down Americas throat.

From Politico

Sen. John McCain took his most direct shot at President Barack Obama since
the presidential campaign on Friday morning, using a Senate floor speech to
criticize the president for mocking the Republican concerns over the massive
economic stimulus package.

“The whole point, Mr. President, is to enact tax cuts and spending measures that truly stimulate the economy,” McCain said. “There are billions and tens of billions of dollars in this bill which will have no effect within three, four, five or more years, or ever. Or ever.”

“$50 million in funding for the National Endowment for the Arts — all of us are for the arts,” McCain said. “Tell me how that creates any significant number of jobs? After-school snack program is probably a good idea. Do we really want to spend $726 million on it?”

“You can call it an agreement, but you cannot call it a bipartisan agreement,” McCain said.


Where was that John McCain during the debates? I haven't seen an argument that persuausive since Mr. Pink took on tipping waitresses.

You just know Obama was hoping to get McCain to fold so he could get coverage from attacks by Republicans. Instead McCain held firm and ripped him from the Senate floor.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Why Isn't This An Olympic Sport

This video has been all over the internet this week due to the fact that The Preakness has now decided it is no longer BYOB (Is there any other reason to go to The Preakness?)

Anyway, how is this not an Olympic sport? The guy in this video is clearly an amateur, as you can tell when a drunk sounding sorority girl can be heard saying "I can do better than that." Ouch. Olympians doing this would be must see TV. Winner replaces Phelps on Frosted Flakes.

Start lobbying the IOC today

Candidate Profile


We received an email earlier today from Rosanna Pulido, a Republican who is running for the open seat in the 5th Congressional District in Illinois. This is the seat that was previously held by Rahm Emmanuel. There is a run off election on March 3rd. Here are ome links that will give you a clearer view of where she stands on the issues.

Article I wrote on "Defending our Chicago Police Officers" August 7, 2008

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2008/08/defending-our-c.html


Rosanna Pulido : A Pro-Gun-Rights Replacement for Rahm Emanuel
http://www.learnaboutguns.com/2009/01/23/rosanna-pulido-a-pro-gun-rights-replacement-for-rahm-emanuel/

Remember Hale Demar of Wilmette who got raked over the coals for defending his household after being robbed 2 times in less than 24 hours?
http://www.rosannapulido2009.com/?cat=7


Rosanna Pulido has organized classes for women who never shot a gun before…

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2008/06/annie-get-your.html

I have testified before the U.S. House in Washington DC ...............May 2007

http://www.illinoisminutemanproject.com/political/pulido_testimony.html

Also We helped defeat Drivers Certificates for Illegal aliens!

I have been recognized as a National spokesperson against illegal immigration. I have been on Lou Dobbs, Neil Cavuto-Fox News and CNN American Morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2p4NBVpqk


Rosanna Pulido on the Rule of law................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGNK96Wyoj8&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfCu3E1ne4&feature=channel



Did you hear?
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/illinoisnews/story/385D6275457E354286257554000E644A?OpenDocument

Her website where you can learn more and contribute is http://www.rosannapulido2009.com/

Guy Racks Up 50 Traffic Violations In One Day..While Smoking Crack


Impressive

From wttx via barstoolsports

Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic
citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car. Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving. He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red
lights, and not wearing a seat belt.



Listen, if Ive said it once I've said it a million times. If you're going to smoke crack don't get 50 traffic violations, and if you're going to get 50 traffic violations don't smoke crack. This guys prinicpal in high school clearly wasn't Joe Clark.



Look back at the mugshot. Are you going to tell me that is not exactly what Sams would look like today if it weren't for Joe Clark and the rest of the faculty at East Side High?

Miss Conservative Of The Week

On January 19th The Conservative Comeback set up a twitter account, which is very impressive since on January 18th we had no idea what twitter was. We did this in our never ending attempt to dominate the internet. That goal is not yet achieved. But one thing we did find on there was a brand new Miss Conservative Of The Week. I dont believe this weeks MCOTW has been on any of the cable new networks as a pundit. She's just a grass roots conservative. And by just a grass roots conservative, I mean she is a smoking hot conservative. The new Miss Conservative Of The Week is Shelly Roche. Check out this youtube of clip of her taking on the stimulus bill.

you can email your nominee to theconservativecomeback@yahoo.com . Dont have to be famous. Just hot, smart, and conservative




Roger Ailes must really be slipping over at FoxNews, because there is no reason this woman shouldn't have her own show. I mean really, who would you rather watch for an hour, Mike Huckabee or Shelly Roche? If you answered Huckabee, you're clearly gay. (not that theres anything wrong with that)




Nuff said on my part. Now for Shelly.

Who is your favorite politician? It's Ron Paul. He's a man of consistent principled integrity, advocating limited government, fiscal responsibility and a return to traditional republican values - a rarity these days.

Ever consider running for office? No - I only run when chased.

Most important issue to you? Returning to a limited government exercising fiscal responsibility.

Why are you a conservative? Because I work hard, I take responsibility for my own well-being and I expect others to do the same.

You can check out more of Shelly here http://www.breakthematrix.com/users/shelly

Friday, February 6, 2009

The Thing About David Frum...


We here at The Conservative Comeback have been asked a lot recently, "Hey, whats up with David Frum? Every time I turn around this guy is insulting conservatives (mainly Palin). He talks about wanting to expand the party and yet he constantly offends a large portion of the party. What gives?

Its very simple. The thing about David Frum that you have to understand is that, well...he's a pussy. True story.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Mrs. Maria Foreman Is A Saint

Check out this wonderful email I just received. Just when you think your fellow man can't be any more shallow, somebody comes along and does this....and TOTALLY REDEEMS THEMSELVES!

Here is the email. I added my comments to highlight her selflesness.

I am Maria Foreman, suffering from cancer ailment.(hang tight Maria. Obama will have a cure very soon)I am married to Engineer Alex Foreman(Engineer Alex might be the 2nd coolest nickname ever. Right behind George Costanzas T-Bone) an English man who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without a child.(Lucky bastard)My husband died after a protracted illness. (AIDS?)My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged as he had passion for people who can not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. (SAINT)

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $500.000.00 Thousand United States Dollars which he derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market. (obviously. People are making a killing in this market)Presently, this money is still with the Bank here in West Africa.(I hear great things about the West African banking system) I have decided to donate this fund to you(so responsible of you) and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows(depends entirely on how good looking they are), widowers(not a chance), orphans(I hate kids), destitute, the down- trodden(get a job is the only tip I will give them),physically challenged children, barren-women(again, looks will play a major role) and people who are genuinely handicapped financially(see:the down trodden).It is often said that blessed is the hand that gives. (you are like a wise philosopher. People will quote you long after your death from your recent illness)

I got your information during a discreet search in the Internet (you stalked me Maria)for someone to help me.I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy people(I hope they email me when they are dieing) and I do not want my husbands hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures.(so naturally you emailed a complete stranger)Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein.(My word is my bond)If you can give me this assistance,you can then contact my lawyer who will assist you by providing all relevant information of the Bank.(the one in West Africa?)He will give you more details.His name is John Fred and his email address is: (brr_johnfred@hotmail.com) He would put you through receiving the funds.

Regards
Mrs Maria Foreman


I'm writing the Pope tonight to request this woman be made a saint before she passes on. Unfortunately I will not be able to take part in this noble cause because I refuse to trust lawyers with two first names. Up until John Fred I was googling orphanages and charities for barren women. Anyone who would like to take part can email me and I will be sure to pass on your message to Maria.

So You Can't Make Out With Your Blow Up Dolls In Public?




MSNBC

A 51-year-old man was arrested after he was found making out with
blowup sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot.


The blowup dolls (pictured below) had female body parts and witnesses say 51-year-old George Bartusek was touching them very inappropriately.

"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.

A customer that saw what was happening inside the car ran inside the store to get a manager while another customer called Cape Coral police.


I gotta be honest with you guys. I have been flagrantly violating this law for years. I had no idea this kind of thing was frowned upon. I mean I can't tell you how many summers in a row I cruised the street with the window down and my blow up doll hanging out like an excited dog. I guess I'll have to be much more careful.

Happy Birthday Sara Evans




Honestly, I'd post pictures of Sara Evans everyday. But then you get branded with that whole "stalker" label. So we figured her birthday would be a valid excuse. But seriously, shes so hot Barney Frank would look twice. You know you would Barney, you dirty old man

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Lady That Would Take A Piss On A Newspaper

She's like a cat

From Amanda Carpenter at Townhall

UPDATE- Ok I fucked up. The story I posted is way off. Cats obviously piss in kitty litter...not newspaper.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Clip Of The Day

If you take anything away from this blog, this is it. Do not... I repeat, do not answer a cell phone in this guys class. Especially on the first day.


Guy thinks he's a badass, but he is clearly a rookie. He's way to low key about it. Just throwin the cell phone isn't good enough. First day of class you gotta lay down the law like the master... Professor Turgeson



UPDATE- Check out Blagojevich sweatin bullets behind Dangerfield starting around the 1:45 mark

Worst. Vetting. Ever

Back on September 2nd and 3rd we remember not being able to pick up a newspaper without seeing an article about the McCain campaigns vetting process of Sarah Palin. All because her daughter was pregnant. I mean, I lost count of the number of times I heard about the so called awful vetting process. It was like trying to keep track of the number of times Mitch Kramer touches his nose in Dazed and Confused. Impossible. We heard howls from pundits on TV about how this called into question McCains judgement and made it open season on every little thing about Palin, true or false. The media after all had to do the job "for the people," or as the press refers to them, the Obama campaign. They had to get to the bottom of this story. If John McCain doesn't vet Palin properly this could call into question his judgement as a President. Don't believe me? Lets take a look back in time at the headlines from those two days alone:

Palin Disclosures Raise Questions on Vetting NY Times 9/2/08

Analysis: How Well Was Palin Vetted? NPR 9/3/08

McCain: No, really, we vetted her! Salon 9/3/08

GOP scrambles to defend Palin vetting process The Globe and Mail 9/3/08

Daughter's pregnancy puts Palin's vetting in question Honolulu Advertiser 9/2/08

McCain campaign's scrutiny of Palin called into question Seattle Times 9/2/08

Disclosures call into question vetting of Palin The Mercury News 9/2/08

Worst. Vetting. Ever. CBS News 9/1/08

Vetting Palin, a Matter of Judgment? ABC News 9/2/08

There are many more, but you get the point. All this was over the simple fact that Palins daughter was pregnant. No tax issues, no criminal issues, nothing. Her daughter was pregnant, so this opened up a storm of media coverage which called not only the vetting process into question, but the judgement of the man running for President.

I wonder if CBS News will revise the story from September 1st about that being the Worst. Vetting. Ever? The only question is which Obama nominee do you choose to take its place. I mean, Daschle was clearly awful but was he worse than Geithner? Geithner received a pass from the media and politicians because he apparently is the only man in the world that can handle the TARP funds. And, of course, because he was nominated by Obama. I still lay awake at night praying for Geithner to remain healthy because the financial world would cease to exist if he catches a bad cold. But just remember, the man who is now heading the IRS, DIDNT PAY HIS TAXES, yet this didn't call into question Obamas vetting or judgement.

What about Killefer? Could she be the worst vetted person ever? She is another Democrat who didnt pay her taxes and had to withdraw her candidacy for performance czar. Yes, performance czar. We finally know the answer as to why Democrats could care less about raising your taxes. It's because they don't bother paying taxes.

But I still don't think those 3 take the cake for the worst vetted person ever. That one easily goes to Bill Richardson. The guy had a grand jury investigating him for months when Obama nominated him to be Secretary of Commerce. Read that sentence again. Yes, Bill Richardson you are now the Worst.Vetted. Ever.

And for those of you who say, well Palin was nomiated for VP and these are cabinet positions, so of course the media won't dig as deep. Let me ask you this. What cabinet position was Joe the Plumber nominated for? David Gergen just couldn't understand how the McCain campaign couldn't have vetted him better before making him a central issue. What did Joe the Plumber have in his background that was so damaging? $1200 in unpaid taxes.

Media, you're up. We can't wait to see and hear your stories about the awful vetting and judgement of Barack Obama.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Ashley Judd vs Sarah Palin

You would think that if Ashley Judd and the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund were going to take on Sarah Palin that they would atleast have some facts and basic knowledge about the subject they are so upset about. What is it that they are so upset about? Aerial hunting of wolves, obviously.

From Politico

“It is time to stop Sarah Palin and stop this senseless savagery,” Judd
says in the ad.

It’s not the first time Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund, a
progressive environmental organization, has taken aim at Palin over the aerial killings. During the presidential campaign, Defenders launched a national television ad campaign focused on the topic.

In a statement announcing the launch of the anti-Palin campaign, Judd says she is “outraged by Sarah Palin's promotion of this cruel, unscientific and senseless practice which has no place in modern America.”

“Because she is apparently determined to continue and expand
this horrific program, I am grateful that Defenders will aggressively fight to stop her. I am proud to be a part of that effort,” Judd says.




I almost feel bad for Ashley Judd that I am about to completely destroy her credibility on this issue. I kinda feel like a bully. There hasn't been a mismatch this bad since Billy Madison took on Miss Lippys kindergarten class in dodgeball.

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Ashley, this is really very simple, so follow along. First lets get to the wolves. Have you ever wondered why the wolves are being killed? They are being killed so that your precious caribou can survive and flourish. You remember the caribou right? These are the animals whose lives are so precious that we can't drill in ANWR. They are the reason that we import our oil from dictators rather than create jobs for our own citizens. We couldn't possibly upset the caribou herd.

Well guess what Ashley. Those wolves eat your caribou. The wolves don't even bother to use helicopters, they just go right after the baby caribou and rip them to pieces. This has been decimating their population. So has Palins project to target certain numbers of wolves worked?

From the Anchorage Daily News via Hot Air

Slaughtering wolves on the Alaska Peninsula appears to have had the desired effect — more caribou got a chance to live, according to biologists with the
Alaska Department of Fish and Game.

As ugly and as politically incorrect as the wolf killing might seem to
some, they said, the helicopter gunning that took place earlier this year saved caribou, especially young caribou, from being eaten alive.

Fall surveys of the Southern Alaska Peninsula caribou herd completed in October found an average of 39 calves per 100 cows. That’s a dramatic improvement from fall counts of only 1 calf per 100 cows in 2006 and 2007.




So you should be thanking Palin. She has saved more caribou than you or your Defenders of Wildlife combined. Unless of course you are for wolves that rip apart baby caribou.

Or is it that they hunt the wolves from helicopters? Would you be for this practice if the wolf thinning project was done from the ground. Do you think the wolves care if they are being shot from a helicopter rather than from the ground?

Once again liberals let their feelings get in the way of the facts. This is the real world Ashley. If the wolf population isn't kept under control, your caribou will be wiped off the map. Now run back to Miss Lippys class and finish reading The Puppy Who Lost His Way.