Friday, October 2, 2009

Steve Schmidt Meet George Costanza

There came a point in George Costanzas life when he realized that every instinct he ever had was wrong. This is the world in which Steve Schmidt currently lives. Lets take a look at the tale of the tape.

Hair
Costanza- Bald

Schmidt- Bald

Employment
Costanza- Unemployed

Schmidt- Unemployed


Doesnt understand
Costanza- the Penske File

Schmidt- Math


Brilliant Ideas
Costanza- cotton baseball uniforms

Schmidt- suspending a campaign


Architect of
Costanza- Vandalay Industries

Schmidt- 5 losing campaigns


Blames his shortcomings on

Costanza- the pool

Schmidt- Sarah Palin


Holds the record for

Costanza- the game of frogger at Marios Pizza

Schmidt- anonymous leaks to left wing media


Once declared

Costanza- the "summer of George" (ended up paralyzed)

Schmidt- a Palin nomination "catastrophic" (ended up a jackass)


So it's safe to say that any and all advice from Steve Schmidt should be given the Costanza treatment for the foreseeable future. Which means whatever advice he gives, do the exact opposite.




UPDATE- Check out Texas4Palin for a photo of what Steve Schmidt has in store for himself come Nov. 17
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3 comments:

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  2. scary picture... my wife looks at me like that sometimes...

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