Get This Man A Medal

First a little background on this story. So there's a guy on a bridge in China threatening to jump. He's up there for two hours and backs up traffic for miles and miles. Then from out of nowhere comes the hero. He pretends to shake the bridge jumpers hand, and then suddenly in what can only be described as Vince McMahon style, tosses the guy off the bridge... onto an inflattable mat.

Now what does Chinas Sully Sullenberger get in return? Does he get a thank you for unclogging traffic and allowing people to go on living their lives? No, he gets thrown in a Chinese prison where he's probably being tortured Jack Bauer style as we speak.