Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Paging the Shadow Hare


Where the hell is the Shadow Hare when you need him?! Didn't he vow to help protect and serve the citizens?

Today I'm so proud to be a Cincinnatian. One of our finest, Timothy Akers, who single-handedly seems to be bringing sexy back, has been arrested 101 times. And he's at large pending his 102nd arrest for credit card fraud. This guy is only 40 and has been arrested 101 times. What in the name of hell? And what point does the criminal justice say enough? Now he's not been convicted for every one of the prior 100 arrests. That still doesn't negate the fact this guy is just a lost cause. From my perspective we have two options for this guy: One, make him a Bengal. He'll be right at home. Second, wait until he gets arrested for tax evasion. Then he'll be eligible as some type of czar in Oblameless's administration. Hair czar?

Ohio is having a bad week. You have this story. We also had fathers and sons who cannot play nice with their food, and this stellar couple (check out her awesome neck art in the mug shot!).

I'm reat' to move!

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