Thursday, June 25, 2009

Zambian President Gets Pissed On By A Monkey


LUSAKA (Reuters) - A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a news conference on Wednesday.

Banda softly shouted: "You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket," and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.

"Perhaps these are blessings," he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats at the State House presidential offices.
Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda's residence and his office. There are also many species of antelope and birds in the State House grounds.


I'm not saying we should buy this monkey from Zambia and let him loose at Obamas next press conference, but I'm also not saying we shouldn't. Now, I dont have the numbers in front of me, but I'd be willing to bet Zambia is a poor country. I mean they have monkeys running around pissing on the President. So I think we could get this monkey on the cheap. The only thing better than buying a monkey that can piss on the President, is buying a monkey that can piss on the President at a discount rate.

1 comment:

  1. So if we did, we'd have a monkey pissing on a poser.

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