Finally!

Ive had many sleepless nights wondering what kind of dog the Obamas are going to get. Finally, we have the answer.

AP- WASHINGTON — This isn’t just another wag-the-tail story: The Obamas are getting a dog in April and are looking for a rescue Portuguese Water Dog.

Ok, let me be the first to call bullshit on this story. I dont know what pound Obama is shopping at, but you dont find too many $2,000 dogs at the pound in my neighborhood. So, they'll find some way for a portuguese water dog to just happen to wander into a pound the week the Obamas are looking to buy.

My advice to everyone in this country with a Portuguese water dog, keep it on tight leash, and be on the lookout for Rahm Emmanuel sneaking into your yard.