Why Isn't This An Olympic Sport

This video has been all over the internet this week due to the fact that The Preakness has now decided it is no longer BYOB (Is there any other reason to go to The Preakness?)

Anyway, how is this not an Olympic sport? The guy in this video is clearly an amateur, as you can tell when a drunk sounding sorority girl can be heard saying "I can do better than that." Ouch. Olympians doing this would be must see TV. Winner replaces Phelps on Frosted Flakes.

Start lobbying the IOC today