(AP) Duluth police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls.
Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.
Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday says he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.
This is a nightmare. I've said since day 1, if exercise balls aren't safe in American then nobody is. This guy needs to bump Bin Laden and Whitey Bulger out of the top spot on the FBI most wanted list because this is a flat out dangerous country until he is behind bars.
Oh, and yes this guys vote counts just as much as yours too. I might make finding freakshows like this a weekly segment.
Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.
Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday says he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.
This is a nightmare. I've said since day 1, if exercise balls aren't safe in American then nobody is. This guy needs to bump Bin Laden and Whitey Bulger out of the top spot on the FBI most wanted list because this is a flat out dangerous country until he is behind bars.
Oh, and yes this guys vote counts just as much as yours too. I might make finding freakshows like this a weekly segment.
PS How bad is it that your the guy known as having the fetish for slashing exercise balls? What does that conversation sound like. Hey do you remember Brian from high school? No. You sat right next to him in Math class sr year. Still doesnt ring a bell? Ya know the guy that hooks up with exercise balls. Ohhhh yeah, now I remember. Why didnt ya say that from the beginning.
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