Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Obama Press Conference Drinking Game

If your going to watch an Obama press conference you might as well drink.

- Baracks opening speech goes beyond 10 minutes- 2 drinks

- "let me be clear" - 1 drink

- umm - 1 drink

- ahh- 2 drinks

- "the status quo" - 2 drinks

- "old way of doing things in Washington"- 2 drinks

- mentions a person he met that is uninsured - 1 drink

- this person cried or had tears in their eyes- 2 drinks

- answer to a question goes beyond 7 minutes- 2 drinks

- answer had nothing to do with the question- 3 drinks

- "it's not about me" - 2 drinks

- mentions a family members health insurance problem- 2 drinks

- "if you like your health plan you can keep it" - 1 drink

- "Im not familiar with that part of the plan" - 2 drinks

- teleprompter commits suicide- 3 drinks

- instead of teleprompter, odd giant movie screen in the middle of the room- 2 drinks

- "people are sick of partisan politics" 2 drinks

- attacks Republican opposition - 3 drinks

- makes this gesture with his finger and thumb - 1 drink (be careful)


- "skyrocketing health care costs" - 2 drinks

- abortion is a distraction- 2 drinks

- Blue dog - 1 drink

- Waterloo- finish your beer

- Chuck Todds Goatee asks a question - 2 drinks

- Helen Thomas looks angry- 1 drink

- She mentions Nixon- 3 drinks

- "$250,000 and under"- 2 drinks

- enchanted- 1 drink

- "budget neutral"- 2 drinks

- "Now hold on a second"- 2 drinks

- "deeply concerned"- 3 drinks

- "deeply troubled"- 3 drinks



surgeon general warning. participating in the Obama drinking game is the leading cause of death among people ages 18-94

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