Throwing out the first pitch of a baseball game is something as American as mom, apple pie, or Mr. Belding. Tonight Barack Obama will throw out the first pitch of the All Star game in St. Louis. There is something to watch for tonight when this happens. If Obama does not throw from on top of the pitchers mound he should be immediately impeached. I think all Americans can agree on this.
UPDATE- If Obama throws from on top of the mound and doesn't throw a strike he should also be impeached. Everyone should agree on this.
UPDATE- If Obama throws a strike from on top of the mound he should also be impeached. Again, I think I'm stating the obvious.
UPDATE- If Obama throws from on top of the mound and doesn't throw a strike he should also be impeached. Everyone should agree on this.
UPDATE- If Obama throws a strike from on top of the mound he should also be impeached. Again, I think I'm stating the obvious.
If he completely screws up traffic by arriving during rush hour, and driving his motorcade down the city's only fully functional freeway, he deserves... (no, not really, just playing along. and annoyed.)
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