Thursday, July 30, 2009

Porn Star Considering Senate Run Is Arrested


Metro -Porn star Stormy Daniels has been arrested after allegedly hitting her husband over the way her laundry had been done. Stormy, whose real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford, was being held on a domestic violence battery after the ‘dust up’ with hubby Michael Mosny at their home in Florida. Mr Mosny told police the state of the laundry had upset her and her displeaure over some unpaid bills tipped her over. It came just hours before a scheduled signing at a Tampa adult book store. Stormy is something of a political star in the US and may be in the running in next year’s US Senate race.


I can see where Stormy was trying to go with a scandal like this, but this is straight out of the 80's. Of course you need a scandal in order to become a politician nowadays but spousal abuse doesn't cut it anymore (even though poorly folded laundry is a heinous act). In order to get elected in the new millenium you have to think outside the box. You have to attend racist churches or slander the cops without the facts. Assaulting your spouse is the politics of the past. So as of right now I cannot endorse your bid for elected office.

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