Friday, March 13, 2009

Robber Unwisely Chooses Tae Kwon Do Victim

Boston Herald- (AP)FOX POINT, Wis. - A robber gets more than he bargained for when he targets a Tae Kwon Do (TEYE KWAN DOH) studio in suburban Milwaukee.
The robber thought he could quietly slip in and out of David Kang’s studio in Fox Point with some loot.


What he didn’t realize is that he would encounter a Tae Kwon Do master who wasn’t about to let him off the hook. Kang was giving a private lesson Tuesday and heard someone in his office. Kang found the man going through his closet, grabbed him by the neck and sat him down while he called police.

The robber took off and Kang gave chase, finally catching up with the man and holding him by the neck until police arrived.

Is this guy serious? He chose a guy named David Kang to rob? If the Karate Kid and Mr. Miyage taught us anything, it was you leave the Asians alone. Thats rule #1 of robbery. They're a wild card. I mean I wouldn't even try to rob an Asian midget. It's not worth the gamble.

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