Thursday, April 23, 2009

Administration Profile: Eric Holder

With the NFL Draft right around the corner I'm getting a little tired of reading about college players. So The Conservative Comeback will break down the Obama Cabinet right up up until draft time




Name- Eric Holder

Claim to fame- Attorney General

Secret Service name- The Pardon

Likes- Pointing guns at Cuban kids, Kindergarten Cop, pardoning Puerto Rican terrorists, mustaches, Skinemax movies, Easy putty

Dislikes- Apple pie, mothers, Capt Sully Sullenberger

Role Model- Rick James

In 10 years he will- have a gray mustache

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2 comments:

  1. LaurenApril 23, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Brilliant :)

    In 10 years he will- have a gray mustache...and he will still think we are a nation of cowards.

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  2. VApril 23, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Excellent profile. The dislikes are definitely my favorite part. Well played.

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