Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Guy Has Sex At Train Stop With A Pole


UniversalHub- Transit Police report arresting a Quincy man on charges he used a column at the Haymarket Orange Line stop to help pleasure himself last night as a woman watched on in horror from the other side of the tracks.

Police say they were called to the station around 9:45 p.m. after the woman, on the northbound side, allegedly spotted Richard Mullaney, 41, first exposing himself, then using a silver support column on the southbound platform for more than just support:

The victim stated she could clearly see R. Mullaney's penis and genitals hanging outside his pants, his hands at his sides. R. Mullaney Jr. was looking at her as he was rocking back and forth, rubbing his penis and genitals against the support column. The victim was so "shocked and alarmed" by this behavior she immediately went to the lobby and [asked a customer service agent to summon police].

Transit Police say Mullaney is a level-1 sex offender, which means the state considers him "a low risk of recidivism and degree of dangerousness."

Ok, you and I both know that this guy has overachiever written all over his face. If you thought he was going to be stuck with a level 1 status the rest of his life, then you underestimated R. Mullaney Jr. This guy plays like a champion. When others might sneak away into obscurity after being hit with this title, he stepped up his game, and had sex with a train stop. Try holding him at level 1 now.

As for me, I'm following Lloyd Christmas' lead and wearing two pairs of gloves before I even think of touching a pole in public from now on.



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