FML Showdown

Whos life sucks more?

1)Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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2)Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML.

Vote 1 or 2. I don't want to taint the jury, but #2s life has to suck pretty bad right now.