Friday, April 24, 2009

Administration Profile: Rahm Emanuel

With the NFL Draft right around the corner I'm getting a little tired of reading about college players. So The Conservative Comeback will break down the Obama Cabinet right up up until draft time





Name- Rahm Emanuel

Claim to fame- White House Chief of Staff

Secret Service Name- Princess

Likes- A financial crisis, Bette Midler, shopping for shoes, people who don't pay their taxes, My Little Pony

Dislikes- The 4th of July, G.I Joe, Helen Keller

Role Model- Perez Hilton

In 10 years he will- be caught making out with Ben Smith from Politico.

1 comment:

  1. Princess????

    Hooooly shit that is good stuff.

    I would have gone with Tiny Dancer, but I think Princess is equally suitable.

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