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Reason #327 why I don't give a shit what happens to polar bears. They will eat you



Polar bears are in the same category as hippos for me. Both are animals that I completely misjudged as a kid. Polar bears had the Coke commercials that made them look adorable. Then hippos had one of the great games of all time, Hungry Hungry hippos. I loved these guys. Turns out both these assholes eat people like it's going outta style. So sorry if I'm not crying over melting ice caps. I will never try to save an animal that can turn around the next day and eat me. Those bastards are just gonna have to learn how to swim longer.