Thursday, April 16, 2009

FoxNews Teabags The Competition

Am I as cool as Anderson Cooper and David Gergen now that I made a teabag joke? I hope so, because nothing says cool like David Gergen. That guy gets more ass than James Dean in his prime.

Numbers from Drudge

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,980,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,239,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,947,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,740,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,401,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,185,000
COMEDY DAILY SHOW 1,777,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,499,000
COMEDY COLBERT 1,446,000
CNNHN GRACE 1,336,000
CNN KING 1,292,000
MSNBC MADDOW 1,149,000
CNN COOPER 1,021,000

Stop the fight!!! There hasn't been this big a mismatch since Apollo Creed took on Drago. Throw in the towel before MSNBC and CNN get seriously hurt.

4 comments:

  1. Great Rocky IV analogy - one of my top five movies of all time. "You will lose."

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  2. Roger Ailes in his Russian accent to MSNBC and CNN. "If they die, they die"

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