Tuesday, April 14, 2009

David Shuster Loves Ball Sacks

That really is the only way to describe David Shusters infatuation with getting "tea bagged."



Listen, anyway who went to high school knows the classic symptoms of what just went down in that clip. The more you talk about something, the more it's obvious you want it. Who didn't have a friend that kept bringing up the same girl over and over again, until you finally called him on it and said, just ask her for her number. Well Shuster is that friend, but the girl is a hairy ball sack. To each his own I guess. But there is a time and place for everything David. I dont know if broadcasting your love of nugget pouches on national TV is appropriate. This guys obvious affection with man sack would've made Harvey Milk blush. Clean it up Shuster.

8 comments:

  1. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOUR BASIC PREMISE, THAT DAVID SHUSTER LOVES TESTICLES, AND IS THUS A HOMOSEXUAL, IS, AT IT'S CORE, HIGH-BROWED AND ERUDITE.
    Honestly, though, get some class, you sophmoric dummy. Conservatives whine about being labeled bigots, but in spite of that keep implying that homosexuality is a bad thing.
    Surprise! That it why your being called a bigot.
    Now have a good day, if you can, considering how much you secretly hate yourself.

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  2. Renny boy, everyone who just read your response is now dumber. At no point were you anywhere close to what could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points.

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  3. ...and may God have mercy on your soul :)

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  4. I was waiting for someone to finish that classic quote. Well done

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  5. I must say well played, sir. How deceptive a parry you just originated. Simple, yet devestating. All one must do is imply that one's opponent's ideas make no rational sense, presented in the form of a quote from the art film, Billy Madison, and after that the game is all but won. This will surely be hence forth know as the Conservative Comeback Gambit.
    I must now doff my hat to a man of such genius.
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    Booosh!

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  6. Rookie mistake on your part. Taking on The Comeback on his home court. Live and learn, my man, live and learn.

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  7. Will never leave you hanging on a Billy Madison quote...or Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, etc. Classics.

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  8. Man, CC you struck a nerve with Ron Burgandy here. I would take a guess that he wants to be tea-bagged by that punk ass Schuster. Or maybe he already has....

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