Man Stabs Brother Over Pork And Beans

GILLIAM, La. (AP) -- A sheriff's deputy said a 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans. Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked

Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade.

Listen, I don't want to say that any person deserves to be stabbed, but lets talk facts here. Isn't it an unwritten rule that you never fuck with another mans beans and franks? This is like laying down a bunt in the 9th inning when the pitcher has a no hitter. Sure it's not in any rule book, but you know you're running the risk of getting nailed in the head the next time you step to the plate. So lets not act like the older brother didn't know exactly what he was getting himself into. He took a calculated risk and he paid the price. Fact of the matter is, this guy should thanks his lucky stars that he's not 6 feet under. He's got a second chance at life and he'd be wise to tell the youth of this country his story so they don't make the same mistake.