Patches McPoopyPants

God bless Al Gore for creating the Internet. For without his noble work we would not have this gem from the Exurban Link. It's an early transcript of the Dipshit-in-Chiefs "remarks". And speaking of early transcripts, who saw this story? Don't you feel comforted by knowing the fuck-up brigade is running full steam ahead at 1600 Penn? I know I do.

Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI
negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and
family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a
peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.

Obviously, this incident has raised many concerns among Americans. There have been calls for justice and even violence against the misguided perpetrators. But such an emotional reaction has led to the disparagement of entire groups with which we are unfamiliar. We have seen this throughout history.

For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether
it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or
fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates.

The past eight years have shown a failure to appreciate the historic role of these noble seafarers. Instead of celebrating their entreprenuerial spirit and seeking to
partner with them to meet common challenges, there have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive.

Some of us wonder if our current Overseas Contingency Operation would even be needed had the last
administration not been so quick to label Pirates as "thieves," "terrorists" and
worse. Such swashbucklaphobia can lead to tragic results, as we have seen this
week.

I don't know who Jon is but he certainly is a treasure trove. Argh. Do you guys have any good plans for the weekend? (a) Easter (b) Masters (c) tax filings (d) tea parties (e) all of the above (f) take your multiple choice test and suck it, Sister. Just got paid...Friday night...!